By hatelife - 14/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 61 261
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hey consider yourself lucky at least the condom broke with his other girlfriend

mruizk9 7

dam that's sucks! that's some Jerry springer shit right there!


mruizk9 7

dam that's sucks! that's some Jerry springer shit right there!

or Maury. you are not the father!

That just sounds like a damn good reason to dump his bitch as right the fuck away. No need for complicated stuff.

adropofpeace 8

I see a new episode of sister wives coming on! seriously though, dump him.

iJasper 8

Lmao Good One xD

Good thing you're not the preggo girlfriend.

I guess it was better than finding out he secretly likes it in the butt.

LilyLovesYouLots 0


I have to agree with 40.. Atleast you're able to walk away without a douche bf and you're not pregnant..

Jerry beads!!

at least you're not the pregnant one


yeah! it is... lol

bezach 0

maybe she saw a mirror?

no no I know Jerry. it would b springer if the preggo gf was really the other ones mother, but the kid ended up marrying the non whore gfs mother

chlorinegreen 27

"Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. Turns out his other girlfriend had the same idea. I'm # months pregnant with his child. FML" still though OP FYL

crazy17balls 0


flockz 19

does the pregnant one work with the boyfriend? or did her and the OP just randomly have the same day off?

Jerry Jerry jerry

AngryNinja 1

I disagree, 41. I think it'd be better if he like it in the butt, because it'd be something that OP wasn't already giving him.

Uh, okay, sure.

sickjairo 7

sit down loser sit down loser haha

well at least your not the one pregnant... you should be the grateful one

pablothepenguin 2

Congratulations! I had no idea you were expecting! .... (awkward)

yeah, probably more Maury, unless she's also his cousin or sister's gf or something like that! lol.

wow, talk about an epic surprise

maybe you can babysit? hahaha

don't be too un-easy about punching the women's stomach! I'd be glad to see her fml within a few days.

itsmissjox3 0

^ I know you were trying to be funny, but punching a pregnant woman's stomach isn't really a good joke. Maybe she didn't know...

TheBeatlesAreLov 0

Is it just me, or does it seem like the whole population of FML are cheaters? Kind of gives me a dim outlook...

How is this the other woman's fault? I never get why people respond by being hostile towards the other person. The only person with a responsibility towards the OP is the boyfriend. Anything else is just denying that he's a douchebag.

fthislyfe 22

204: whats with your lame profile picture? gross

also to 204: braid those underarm hairs much? lol!! douche-y for sure!

missmadii 0

I'm pretty sure that pic is of Robert pattinson...

diggin the pit hair dude.

well there are many instances in which the other person knows and chooses to go through with it. causing said cheater to commit the act of cheating.

itswhateveridk 0

no you just lacking a sense of humor... I think it's frickn hilarious

You're better off without someone like that.

typical in ohio

JokinglySerious 0

I would have thought more of Mississippi

Eliseopwns 22

Now read his comment in Goku's voice

God fucking damnit you genius.

you mean your ex bf What ? i m telling the truth

What does your picture mean? battlefield bad company 2 game i m mad at

It is a Boy or a Girl?

It's a platypus.

Im sorry ma'am. Once the tail and beak formed....there was nothing we could do.

*Bill. I knew I missed something. :P

guitarman1998 0

Hey, where's Perry?

Oh, there you are Perry.

salvorican 24

A platypus? *puts hat on* Perry the platypus!!

G'morning Agent P. Dr. Doofenshmirtz...

is up to no good again

^^ That may be the best thing I've ever seenXD Sorry to end it!:)

kingpaco 0

but you can call him agent p

schaflava 0

coat hanger

Hello_kitty_love_fml 0

Oh, there you are Perry!

Hello_kitty_love_fml 0

Oh, there you are Perry!

XXizzlerXX 0


hey consider yourself lucky at least the condom broke with his other girlfriend

fthislyfe 22

best comment ever! respect!

lovinj 2

haha couldnt have put it better :)

missy_lynn012 0

well then the other girl would be writing this FML.

his other gf's fml: today my bf knocked me up and then his other slut came to visit fml

MissBunnyWillEat 11

Did you offer your congratulations?

Or offer to host the baby shower!

And poison the ex-boyfriend's dish....

Maybe they did karate in the garage afterwords!

A7X_LoVeee 10

No she pissed in her wheaties instead

How can anyone not like this comment!? Step brothers references are the best!!!

MissBunnyWillEat 11

137, I appreciate your support on that subject.

Haha. Your shit >.>

every1luvsvag 10

I have no smartass response to this...

So you decide to post a stupid one instead? Nice.

look who's being the smartass now

BigHoshJosh 0

I love you guys

rebekahah 7

how about "that would be an awkward time to find out that you're pregnant" (meaning OP's boyfriend only has one girlfriend, and that's her, for all the dips that didn't get it)

And then Ashton Kutcher comes out of no where and surprises the hell out of everyone!

Michele2luv 8

you just got punked! lol

KiddNYC1O 20

Hi, I'm Kenny Rogers! And you just got Punk'd, Biitchh.

You mean you went to visit your now ex- boyfriend, right?

Hey, I think someone stole your shirt...

and your left arm. you should send them to prison

I'm not giving up the left arm