Have you just experienced an FML moment?
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Your instinct was right, because it’s good to laugh life off. Follow the instructions below, and if your story gets through the moderation process, it'll published in the next 24 hours or so.
... at least she's glad? That may well be the weirdest attempted compliment I've ever heard. Sorry, OP.
You'll need therapy indefinitely until they invent brain bleach. I'm probably going to need some help from just reading this!