Today, I wore the belt that my stepfather has spent 2 months needle pointing, as a finishing touch he added my initials: 'fml'. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found a necklace that my parents had made for me. While looking at it, I realized my parents had spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, after receiving our marriage certificate, I told my wife about it. She responded with "fml". FML
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
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Hannah_fml 0
You initials are FML? My male friend's are FAG, just putting it out there.
raptorjebus 0
Who says mommy's? Oh, right, five year olds.
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Comments (206)
nightrose0087 10
Well FML, it could be worse :) My initials are LAG not as bad
Kkkdawg 27
My moms initials spell M.E.A.N.
FlamingColor 30
My Initials are JAM Jamal Alfred Moore
Steffi 26
My brother's are P.M.S.
nhormuss 17
My name is Hugh Janus, and I approve this message.
Sora_McKain 36
I knew a girl named Jackie Daniels Casabeer (pronounced case-a-beer) that one sucks.
bobbyguy 17
You were born for this website
Stoodle 9
My sisters is GAG
flipthebirdfuxku 10
Are your initials MLS, not fml? Or is that just your screen name? Personally, I would choose to rock that belt :) let people think it's for f my life, everyone thinks that now and again. Plus, a needlepoint gift is potentially awesome, or the opposite end of the spectrum. Very sweet of him to make you a gift, it is the thought that counts :)
Already_Dead 15
Was is pronounced Dick?