Yes, that sucks, but it's not really an FML

How is it not an FML? It's an unfortunate event that occurred in someone's life.

My belt on my work pants love to do this. Someone at work asked me if everything was ok at home one time so I feel ya. FYL

Haha, slow and steady wins the race op. Otherwise you gon be trippin

It happens to the best of us. I have accidentally hit myself many a time in various embarrassing ways.

Don't worry OP, happens to the best of us. I happened to be pulling my blanket towards me when my fist flung into my mouth. You'll be better soon!

Slow down turbo. It's not really a race.

Unless there is another person uh... Yeah.

Lmfao. It's okay, I've punched myself in the face while half asleep giving myself a black eye trying to put my pillow back in its case.

Looks like you didn't have time to waist judging by how fast you unbuckled your belt.

I...I see what you did there.

Kinky.

If that's the worst thing that you can say happened to you, I don't think you're worthy of saying "FML."