By TrueScotsman - 29/10/2009 14:31 - United States

Today, I wore my kilt to the university I attend. Getting tired of the stares which I was receiving, I yelled "It's cause its too big to fit in my pants". As soon as the words left my mouth, a gust of wind came and blew my kilt up around my waist, revealing that my previous claim was untrue. FML
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aback 4
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Wear a kilt and bitch about being stared at. That's not the way to blend in.

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danprev 0
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you guys are all stupid, there is a difference between a dress and a kilt, and only men wear kilts

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xladylarienx 18
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YDI for bragging. By the way, isn't that what kilt purses are for?

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Anonymiz 4
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"kilt purses"? I think you mean sporrans.

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_fake_ 0
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Same thing.

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Rayn4u_fml 0
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Agree with the deserved punishment for bragging. Let's hope you learned your lesson.

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coolrunnings1021 13

Its not a purse its a Sporran!!!!

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kewl92 0

dude that's a little weird

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rissygrl08 6
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A little? Lol I'm pretty grossed out....

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freylero 5
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I love a man in kilt!

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FatElie 0

Pics or it didn't happen. Haha, just kidding. I don't want to see that O.O

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cerebellum_fml 0

boom roasted ur nuts

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Thhe 0
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ydi for lying

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derschadenfreude 5
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(ahem) You have broken the fake law. Your penalty for lying is one playing card. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a fake court of fake law. You have the right to an fake attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, a fake one will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights?

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kiltguy 0

YDI for responding to "stares."

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ashleynonymous 0
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Hahaha!!! Pics or it didn't happen!

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maggiewalters 17
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HAHAHHAAH people on FML are on FIRE today!! :D

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anonymous69_fml 0

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americayay 0

This seems SHOCKINGLY obvious, but you deserve it for wearing a kilt and responding to the stares you should've known you would get by yelling out something so innappropriate.

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