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Today, I wore my kilt to the university I attend. Getting tired of the stares which I was receiving, I yelled "It's cause its too big to fit in my pants". As soon as the words left my mouth, a gust of wind came and blew my kilt up around my waist, revealing that my previous claim was untrue. FML

By TrueScotsman - / Thursday 29 October 2009 14:31 / United States
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  neonokku  |  0

omg i didnt understand this until i read that it was a man and ydi and the wording sucks!

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  yolifesucks  |  0

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  Reyo  |  2

1. You're in Alabama, not Sctoland. In America...it's called a dress...not a kilt. 2. You didn't wear underwear? Seriously? 3. You made an extremely cheesy comment to justify the fact that you were wearing a DRESS! Let me ask you something...should you really be attending a university?

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  FarSide  |  22

Damn right about that. YDI for being wearing a dress in AL. Actually, I think you are a transvestite.

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  FarSide  |  22

@105: QUIT making excuses just because you are attracted to guys in dresses.

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A kilt is not a dress, it is a skirt for cross dressers!

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  wellduh  |  0

Um actually, a skirt for cross-dressers is...a skirt. A kilt, on the other hand, while technically a skirt, is a garment traditionally worn by men.

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  reyemrein  |  0

#93 nailed it

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A kilt == a dress. A dress, worn by females and cross-dressers exclusively, begins at the torso and finishes somewhere between thighs and calves. A kilt is a plaid wool traditional garment similar to a skirt that begins at the waist and ends just above the knee. A kilt is worn by males in Scottish tradition, but "s3xy" versions are worn by females and highland dancers, who are now more commonly female, wear a traditional kilt, but without a sporran and with some changes to other components of the outfit. Hmm, that wasn't funny at all.

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  mac222  |  0

you. will. NEVER. get. laid.

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  baden18830  |  5

lol. u wear a dress, ppl look at you like a homo. buy some pants an try not to be such an attention whore.

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  livgasms  |  4

lol I'm Scottish and for me a kilt is only acceptable at a wedding or a rugby match lol. and guys in kilts at weddings are hot, it's just one of those things. but wtf you don't wear them to uni in America. are you even really scottish, or are you one of those infinitely irritating Americans who claims to be Irish or Scottish because your ancestors who moved to the US were Irish or Scottish? because if you are then you deserve all the mean ignorant stuff people are saying.

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  alitheMC  |  6

I hate Americans :)

By  derschadenfreude  |  5

(ahem) You have broken the fake law. Your penalty for lying is one playing card. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a fake court of fake law. You have the right to an fake attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, a fake one will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights?

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