Today, I wore my kilt to the university I attend. Getting tired of the stares which I was receiving, I yelled "It's cause its too big to fit in my pants". As soon as the words left my mouth, a gust of wind came and blew my kilt up around my waist, revealing that my previous claim was untrue. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking into work when a gust of wind blew my skirt completely over my head in front of a group of tourists taking pictures of the building. Now I'm afraid that somewhere out there is a photo of me flashing my polka-dot underwear like a knock-off Marilyn Monroe. FML
Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML
Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML
Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, I gave the toast at my sister's wedding which was outside. Before I started, the wind blew up my dress and wouldn't let up. Instead of giving my heartfelt speech, I spent five minutes fighting with my dress as 130 people pointed at my floral-printed underwear and laughed loudly. FML
Today, I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt because my skirt was too big. When I walked through security, they asked me to remove my belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML
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Top comments
aback 5
Wear a kilt and bitch about being stared at. That's not the way to blend in.
danprev 0
you guys are all stupid, there is a difference between a dress and a kilt, and only men wear kilts
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Comments (120)
Raiderwrstler65 0
BABY MEAT!!!
jaybrown 0
Why wouldn't you wear some undies with that? I know that's not traditional, but I mean that's a risk I'd never take
Aha09 1
You fail pal.
Piquan 0
And now you know what the sporran is for.
Adim 0
Thats why you should leave the kilts to us scots bud and i dont think you are tellin the truth cause kilts are really heavy and wouldnt blow up from wind.
MetalLetteRaver 0
look at the username, he is Scottish.
mawile 0
There was a guy at my university who wore kilts everyday. He was known as kilt man. If you're out there, then own the kilt! Was it a utilikilt, like this: http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/miscellaneous/9be6/ Or be like the guy in the video and PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE!
XxKate1294xX 0
*Shrugs* Hey, I don't care what people wear at all, you could be wearing a ballet tutu and I wouldn't judge you, but if a guy is wearing a kilt someone is going to be like OMFG ITS A GUY IN A SKIRT
hornetchik 0
http://thegoddessblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/kilt-shirtless-matthew-brooks.jpg I love a man in a kilt lol. But seriously, I hope you were actually Scottish, or else you're just making a prick of yourself. But good on ya for not wearing underwear, although I find it hard to imagine a kilt blowing up, considerering they are usually pretty heavy. You should have expected stares, and you should only wear them on special occasions.
PrinceTwilight17 0
OK seriously disturbing.... not just the whole wind part but umm weren't you sitting in class all day... I doubt your legs were closed the whole time its horribly uncomfortable for guys to sit like that... How disgusting o.O You are a perv. I can't believe you weren't kicked out of class or maybe you were o.O
danceoo 0
why were you wearing a kilt? and can you not wear underwear with it?