Today, I wore my kilt to the university I attend. Getting tired of the stares which I was receiving, I yelled "It's cause its too big to fit in my pants". As soon as the words left my mouth, a gust of wind came and blew my kilt up around my waist, revealing that my previous claim was untrue. FML
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Today, I was walking into work when a gust of wind blew my skirt completely over my head in front of a group of tourists taking pictures of the building. Now I'm afraid that somewhere out there is a photo of me flashing my polka-dot underwear like a knock-off Marilyn Monroe. FML
Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML
Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML
Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, I gave the toast at my sister's wedding which was outside. Before I started, the wind blew up my dress and wouldn't let up. Instead of giving my heartfelt speech, I spent five minutes fighting with my dress as 130 people pointed at my floral-printed underwear and laughed loudly. FML
Today, I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt because my skirt was too big. When I walked through security, they asked me to remove my belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML
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aback 5
Wear a kilt and bitch about being stared at. That's not the way to blend in.
danprev 0
you guys are all stupid, there is a difference between a dress and a kilt, and only men wear kilts
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aback 5
Wear a kilt and bitch about being stared at. That's not the way to blend in.
jm88 0
I hope you weren't being the typical nerd trying to get attention through odd clothing, like fedoras, Indiana Jones jackets, suspenders, etc. Christ that's annoying. You dont HAVE to wear abercrombie to be normal.
MonkeySpeaks 4
WOOOOO Thank you! Seriously. If you're gonna wear something really out there. This is America, not scotland... Kilts are not your every day wear for men...In scotland they are a sign of pride for your clan... here it's just a skirt!!!! But the more important point is if you ARE going to be brave enough to wear something ridiculous, then be prepared to get stared at. Because really, who WOULDN'T stare at someone walking around with a skirt... i mean kilt... on. Oh, and furthermore, seriously, why would you NOT wear boxers, or at the least some tighty whiteys. This is why men shouldn't wear skirts. Women understand: skirt + wind = embarrassing situation. And really, wearing something like a kilt is a way to get attention - you wanted the attention subconsciously - whether you can admit it or not - and most likely a way to compensate for your lack of manhood anyway.
Cloudy_fml 0
And you don't HAVE to dress "normal" if you don't want to. But if you wear something out of the "norm", you should expect to get some stares.
Anonymiz 4
These all say exactly what I was thinking. If you don't want stares, don't wear "odd" clothing for the setting. If you wear something different, expect to be treated differently. YDI
Zigster94 0
im not sure if you know, but kilts are MADE for going commando. ask anyone Scotish, youre not suppose to wear anything underneath.
IamSpartacus 0
Yeah, nerds - or whoever - that try to fit in could just put on some jeans and a t-shirt and they'd be fine...unless they really couldn't care less, than that's different.
hey2a 0
Do they not have underkiltwear?
jackkerouc9 0
hahahhaha this is the male version of a girl using pretending to text on her cellphone while seeing an ex to not look so pathetic. Why werent you wearing undies creep?
Cheekiech 12
It is a sort of tradition not to wear undies whilst wearing a kilt
lillyass 0
That blows!
perdix 31
Stay with your bluff. Yell, "The cold wind caused shrinkage. . . significant shrinkage!!!"
Aerianna 0
I actually laughed out loud at that one
pyroanarchist23 0
i dont think women know about shrinkage xD
perdix 31
Yeah, they do. I asked one and she knew. Then she burned me with some knowledge about the female genitalia that I hadn't mastered. Thanks for making me ask and getting my ass kicked.
ILIEKGIRLS 5
is it just me, or is it cold out here? :/
cerebellum_fml 0
ask me about my wiener ~
ButtScratcher 0
Awesome movie.
RisaChan_fml 0
XD someone had a Marilyn Monroe moment!! XD XD
_DeadPixels_ 0
...I know it's tradition not to wear underwear under a kilt... but I thought that was just considered tradition, and everyone (who wears a kilt) wears underwear anyway... O_o I guess not.
crymeariver1984 0
Your first mistake was wearing a kilt. Your second mistake was not wearing underwear. YOU DIP-SHIT!