Today, I wore my kilt to the university I attend. Getting tired of the stares which I was receiving, I yelled "It's cause its too big to fit in my pants". As soon as the words left my mouth, a gust of wind came and blew my kilt up around my waist, revealing that my previous claim was untrue. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking into work when a gust of wind blew my skirt completely over my head in front of a group of tourists taking pictures of the building. Now I'm afraid that somewhere out there is a photo of me flashing my polka-dot underwear like a knock-off Marilyn Monroe. FML
Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML
Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML
Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, I gave the toast at my sister's wedding which was outside. Before I started, the wind blew up my dress and wouldn't let up. Instead of giving my heartfelt speech, I spent five minutes fighting with my dress as 130 people pointed at my floral-printed underwear and laughed loudly. FML
Today, I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt because my skirt was too big. When I walked through security, they asked me to remove my belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML
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aback 5
Wear a kilt and bitch about being stared at. That's not the way to blend in.
danprev 0
you guys are all stupid, there is a difference between a dress and a kilt, and only men wear kilts
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BinaryDad 0
Proper kilts don't actually get blow up by the wind. At least, not by very much. If that had been the case, I would flashed all of our wedding guests during the very windy photo session outside the castle where we were married. My kilt is pretty heavy by itself, then add the weight of the Sporan and my clan badge and it'd take a hurricane to shift that thing, or a very tipsy woman wanting to find out for herself if I'm a "true Scotsman".
single_for_ever 0
Hey man im all for the Kilt, Clan Ramsay right here, i wear my kilt to the university all the time, i dont get bad dirty looks, i get thats ballin, and girls seem to love it, so i get thier "dirty" looks, go to the club in it, and see how many girls u pick up, i get laid every time i wear it to the club, best of luck, and maybe get a heavier duty kilt though, something that wont be blown up by a small gust of wind, cuz i live in FL if a small gust of wind would have blown mine up, it would never be down. Im a true scottsman to lol GL
Nassee 0
I totally agree! Girls love kilts! Living in Edinburgh is like Heaven on Earth for me :D
PuckYouToTheFace 24
Hmm..... Are you really? ;) lol
leyash 0
Why wear it if you didn't want people to look at you?
godyourethick 0
fake
frostie 0
If you were going to feel uncomfortable wearing it, and have to justify wearing it with a penis joke, why wear a kilt in the first place? And why take the risk and not wear any underwear? If your hung sure be proud and show off your endowment, but if your small, then wear some underwear.
andcob 1
you ****** idiots a kilt isnt a dress
AsAlwaysAndrew 0
Karma.
poeticvibez07 0
lol I'd agree that in America it is called a dress lol when I was in highschool our mascot wore a kilt (dress) and the school spirit guys would wear one too but they always had shorts under it
n_london 0
jesus, you are a fuckhead. like everyone else has said, why the **** would you wear a kilt unless you wanted to be stared at? in alabama, no less? and then you yell out the most retarded, cheesy defense ever, and get pissed off when the wind blows up your goddamn skirt and proves you a liar with a tiny dick who doesn't wear underwear? and then, to top it all off, you go on fml and bitch about the whole affair just to get more attention- that you supposedly don't want? AAAAAH. your stupidity makes my head hurt.
AshleyRose784 0
you were wearing it properly, I'm impressed