Today, I wore my kilt to the university I attend. Getting tired of the stares which I was receiving, I yelled "It's cause its too big to fit in my pants". As soon as the words left my mouth, a gust of wind came and blew my kilt up around my waist, revealing that my previous claim was untrue. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking into work when a gust of wind blew my skirt completely over my head in front of a group of tourists taking pictures of the building. Now I'm afraid that somewhere out there is a photo of me flashing my polka-dot underwear like a knock-off Marilyn Monroe. FML
Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML
Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML
Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, I gave the toast at my sister's wedding which was outside. Before I started, the wind blew up my dress and wouldn't let up. Instead of giving my heartfelt speech, I spent five minutes fighting with my dress as 130 people pointed at my floral-printed underwear and laughed loudly. FML
Today, I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt because my skirt was too big. When I walked through security, they asked me to remove my belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML
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aback 5
Wear a kilt and bitch about being stared at. That's not the way to blend in.
danprev 0
you guys are all stupid, there is a difference between a dress and a kilt, and only men wear kilts
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Comments (120)
holmcross 0
Oh look, one of those stupid kilted jackass college kids finally gets what he deserves. Excellent.
Paneity 0
I think you dealt with the situation wonderfully! But maybe you should avoid the kilt in future, it's just not socially acceptable dress in Alabama.
quivx 7
You're my hero.
lets_be_ian 5
the OP being in Alabama and not actually in Scotland I am going out on a limb here and suggesting it may not be a traditional kilt, but some cheep american knock off... otherwise I would agree with you, else the entire male population of Scotland would have stories like this... "oh, your kilt flew up again?" response: "Yes, Yes... damn near tripped over myself". unless, of course you are the OP.
containsnosoy 0
If you're going to wear a kilt, you have to be expected for the stares. It's cool that you did, but YDI.
janise 2
So I understand that not wearing underwear under a kilt is tradition. I also understand that kilts (like skirts) can fly up exposing the wearer's genitals and showing your genitals in public is against the law. So I don't really see why any guy would not wear underwear and risk severe humiliation and possibly even being arrested. That's just plain stupid.
glasweejen 0
Speaking as a Scot, there's a time and place for a kilt. St Andrew's Day - yes, Burn's Night - yes, national football games - yes, hogmanay - yes... university lectures - never..
kristidgranger 3
Come on u knew people would look. My boyfriend is gonna where one for the Irish parade they have every year in New Orleans but it is only bc it's the attire for the float he's on!
MetalLetteRaver 0
he fails then because kilts are Scottish, NOT Irish.
GJMO 0
I thought it was funny, but a kilt is not flowing material, so I do not believe it blew up in the wind.
_Naboo_ 0
Only in Alabama.
rebelchild 0
SPORAN.