Today, I gave the toast at my sister's wedding which was outside. Before I started, the wind blew up my dress and wouldn't let up. Instead of giving my heartfelt speech, I spent five minutes fighting with my dress as 130 people pointed at my floral-printed underwear and laughed loudly. FML
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sexirene
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you'll get over it
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kieraaan
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I hope the speech was good =]
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DamnDatFML
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Bridezilla? I hope not
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DamnDatFML
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And first!!
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vanillathirteen
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you just had to... I actually respected you for a few seconds..now it's OVER!
just playing, but seriously why the whole "first!!" thing .. I can read the #
just playing, but seriously why the whole "first!!" thing .. I can read the #
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ATL_chris
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ydi for bringing wind to a wedding
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Weird_Gurl7504
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haha nice
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Moshpoint0
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Nobody cares that your first. I bet it took a lot of effort on your part, waiting, refreshing in desperation...
Seriously?
OP - Sorry about your dress, next time rock something a little less conspicuous, so you don't steal the show!
Seriously?
OP - Sorry about your dress, next time rock something a little less conspicuous, so you don't steal the show!
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DamnDatFML
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#7 hehe sorry about that It was my first time so I just jumped on it
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DamnDatFML
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That's what she said?? o_O
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DamnDatFML
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13 how bout you read the comment under yours? then go go jump off a bridge and hope to catch your eyelid on a nail...
kk thanks bye
kk thanks bye
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iSitt
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happy birthday mister president
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Eamon128
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just start walking like a model and act like you meant to do that. like Marilyn Monroe
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PurpleMonkeysFor
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maybe wear normal underwear ? it's no big deal , it's underwear . it would be an fml if you weren't wearing anything
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Blame_The_Dog
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GRANNY PANTIE WIN!
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yuhhkno
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at least it wasnt a big wedding! & whyy you wearin grannie panties? :D LMFAO
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The_Fonz_fml
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never said she was wearing granny panties it's a girl dude most feminine underwear has floral print altough longer panties are general used for formal dress
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TheIrishJaneDoe
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Wait-- er, huh? What are "longer panties," and why would you wear them in a formal dress? And since when are most panties floral?
I'm starting to think that either all those girls are just a beard, or you're not the real Fonz. He should be intimately acquainted with female underpants. -__-
I'm starting to think that either all those girls are just a beard, or you're not the real Fonz. He should be intimately acquainted with female underpants. -__-
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beiberlookalike1
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daaaamnnn! nice boobs 29, and your hott!
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Spastastic
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I think you may be right, Jane.
I have maybe one pair of floral underwear (and they're definitely not grannie panties). :/
I have maybe one pair of floral underwear (and they're definitely not grannie panties). :/
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BaseballBeast
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gayest mother fuckin FML on this website. you wasted my time biatch!
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xBangOut
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This is why you don't wear underwear
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Einstein714
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this leaves a nice image in my mind
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jpest17
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sounds like an anime, wish I was around, I always miss those moments, sept for a cat fight once and damn were they hot!
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lovelydefiance89
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59- it looks like you're standing in a vag. lol jk.
OP-C'mon, if it's gonna be windy, sew little weights in the hen of your dress. I work as a wedding planner and we have them seen on brides and bridesmaids dresses.
Better luck next time!
:D
OP-C'mon, if it's gonna be windy, sew little weights in the hen of your dress. I work as a wedding planner and we have them seen on brides and bridesmaids dresses.
Better luck next time!
:D
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Spastastic
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97 -- You're the third person on this site to say that, haha. It's a sculpture by a friend of mine.
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devilyy
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Look at the bright side : you didn't have to give her a speech and plus you entertained everybody :P I bet you are their hero! :P
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vanillathirteen
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I am sorry OP... but the wind was trying to
market your vadge! ;) I hope it worked
market your vadge! ;) I hope it worked
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sexirene
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you'll get over it
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ArtIsResistance7
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Way to steal the spotlight, bitch. Now at your wedding, your sister is going to blow the groom for their speech.
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yanayo
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lol
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K4ytlyn
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The answer is 8! You're retarded I'd you didn't know that! That's grade 6 stuff!
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kieraaan
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I hope the speech was good =]
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unmadebed
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I bet that was some cute underwear though!
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kieraaan
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I hope the speech was worth the 5 minute delay
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stewpididiot
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I got nothin here....
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marchel79
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srry : ( that so sucks. # 9 love your hair : )
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emilyk123
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u r an idiot 4 dating him & he is just plain stupid & that is just nasty, y the hell would u put that on here when little kids could c it
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XFlyingxPiranhaX
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Umm.. sir (or lady, which is more likely based on your writing style), I do believe you have just created a fail comment. Please check your FML and try again.
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XFlyingxPiranhaX
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I apologize. It is lady. I failed to read the username.
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XFlyingxPiranhaX
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I apologize, it is lady. I failed to read the username.
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Mrs_Mcgee
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lol
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dunni786
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owned.
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MeesterMatt
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Calm down count to ten and reread the FML good sir u have officially failed...