By Kim422 - 28/06/2010 06:18 - United States

Today, I gave the toast at my sister's wedding which was outside. Before I started, the wind blew up my dress and wouldn't let up. Instead of giving my heartfelt speech, I spent five minutes fighting with my dress as 130 people pointed at my floral-printed underwear and laughed loudly. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 944
You deserved it 4 589

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sexirene 0

you'll get over it

I hope the speech was good =]


Bridezilla? I hope not

you just had to... I actually respected you for a few it's OVER! just playing, but seriously why the whole "first!!" thing .. I can read the #

ydi for bringing wind to a wedding

Weird_Gurl7504 0

haha nice

Nobody cares that your first. I bet it took a lot of effort on your part, waiting, refreshing in desperation... Seriously? OP - Sorry about your dress, next time rock something a little less conspicuous, so you don't steal the show!

#7 hehe sorry about that It was my first time so I just jumped on it

That's what she said?? o_O

13 how bout you read the comment under yours? then go go jump off a bridge and hope to catch your eyelid on a nail... kk thanks bye

iSitt 0

happy birthday mister president

Eamon128 1

just start walking like a model and act like you meant to do that. like Marilyn Monroe

maybe wear normal underwear ? it's no big deal , it's underwear . it would be an fml if you weren't wearing anything

Blame_The_Dog 0


yuhhkno 0

at least it wasnt a big wedding! & whyy you wearin grannie panties? :D LMFAO

never said she was wearing granny panties it's a girl dude most feminine underwear has floral print altough longer panties are general used for formal dress

Wait-- er, huh? What are "longer panties," and why would you wear them in a formal dress? And since when are most panties floral? I'm starting to think that either all those girls are just a beard, or you're not the real Fonz. He should be intimately acquainted with female underpants. -__-

beiberlookalike1 0

daaaamnnn! nice boobs 29, and your hott!

I think you may be right, Jane. I have maybe one pair of floral underwear (and they're definitely not grannie panties). :/

gayest mother fuckin FML on this website. you wasted my time biatch!

This is why you don't wear underwear

this leaves a nice image in my mind

sounds like an anime, wish I was around, I always miss those moments, sept for a cat fight once and damn were they hot!

59- it looks like you're standing in a vag. lol jk. OP-C'mon, if it's gonna be windy, sew little weights in the hen of your dress. I work as a wedding planner and we have them seen on brides and bridesmaids dresses. Better luck next time! :D

97 -- You're the third person on this site to say that, haha. It's a sculpture by a friend of mine.

devilyy 2

Look at the bright side : you didn't have to give her a speech and plus you entertained everybody :P I bet you are their hero! :P

I am sorry OP... but the wind was trying to market your vadge! ;) I hope it worked

sexirene 0

you'll get over it

ArtIsResistance7 1

Way to steal the spotlight, bitch. Now at your wedding, your sister is going to blow the groom for their speech.

yanayo 0


The answer is 8! You're retarded I'd you didn't know that! That's grade 6 stuff!

I hope the speech was good =]

I bet that was some cute underwear though!

I hope the speech was worth the 5 minute delay

stewpididiot 11

I got nothin here....

marchel79 0

srry : ( that so sucks. # 9 love your hair : )

emilyk123 0

u r an idiot 4 dating him & he is just plain stupid & that is just nasty, y the hell would u put that on here when little kids could c it

Umm.. sir (or lady, which is more likely based on your writing style), I do believe you have just created a fail comment. Please check your FML and try again.

I apologize. It is lady. I failed to read the username.

I apologize, it is lady. I failed to read the username.

Mrs_Mcgee 0


Calm down count to ten and reread the FML good sir u have officially failed...