Today, I wore my kilt to the university I attend. Getting tired of the stares which I was receiving, I yelled "It's cause its too big to fit in my pants". As soon as the words left my mouth, a gust of wind came and blew my kilt up around my waist, revealing that my previous claim was untrue. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking into work when a gust of wind blew my skirt completely over my head in front of a group of tourists taking pictures of the building. Now I'm afraid that somewhere out there is a photo of me flashing my polka-dot underwear like a knock-off Marilyn Monroe. FML
Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML
Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML
Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, I gave the toast at my sister's wedding which was outside. Before I started, the wind blew up my dress and wouldn't let up. Instead of giving my heartfelt speech, I spent five minutes fighting with my dress as 130 people pointed at my floral-printed underwear and laughed loudly. FML
Today, I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt because my skirt was too big. When I walked through security, they asked me to remove my belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML
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aback 5
Wear a kilt and bitch about being stared at. That's not the way to blend in.
danprev 0
you guys are all stupid, there is a difference between a dress and a kilt, and only men wear kilts
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catchthisdrift 0
wasn't the point of wearing a kilt to get attention?? then you attract more attention by yelling... and then give everyone a free show getting MORE attention.... and then complain about the attention. grow up dude; and next time you wear a kilt to college, make sure you read this page and take everyone's advice hahaha
machete_fml 0
ROFL
ohmywordthirty 0
@ 41--You don't wear a kilt with underwear underneath it. That's not the proper way. Mad props for doing it correctly, but still, wearing a kilt to college is a bit silly.
MetalLetteRaver 0
agreed. I'm thinking don't talk shit when you don't even know WTF you're talking about. but I'm pretty sure he's actually scottish.
cdc8705 0
I think i saw you walkin friday night, on the strip in Tuscaloosa
Jacksgirl 1
I LOVE a man in a KILT!! Huge hugs and Kudos to you for wearing it! Next time, don't forget the sporrin!
Wileypube 0
Fail.
ultraslick 0
So let me get this straight, you are going to Univeristy in Alabama and you're suprised that people were staring at you in a kilt? You realise that Scottish people don't actually wear kilts all the time right? and that it's kinda obnoxious to wear it for no reason in AMERICA? Why don't you just wear a tuxedo to class or a large bird costume since clearly you are desperate for attention.
darkblue_13 0
wear a kilt if you want to, but if you do so: 1 expect some stares, obviously that isn't what most people wear in the US 2 wear UNDERWEAR
lets_be_ian 5
This reminds me of a situation when I was in college... there was a very attractive young lady walking out from a building, wearing a short-ish skirt. It was quite windy that day and a gust came along at just the wrong time (for her at least, or just the right time for us depending on how you look at it). Her skirt came up above her waist before she caught it and quickly smoothed it back down. I yelled out to her in appreciation that it "was such a nice day for a skirt". As she was smoothing her skirt down with her right hand she slowly reached up with her left and gave me the finger over her shoulder without looking back or missing a beat. It was quite classic... I fell in love with her on the spot. See OP, if you would have just thought a little faster on your feet you could have a story like this with some girl admiring you instead of everyone laughing at... sorry... with you. No, at is correct... loser.
lets_be_ian 5
EDIT: I removed this to put it as the correct reply... FML seems to be ******* up all my replys and putting them as posts. FML I suppose.
misspeg 0
YDI for wearing the kilt without underwear when u knew u were lacking in a certain department. if u were hung like a horse, different story.