Today, I wore my kilt to the university I attend. Getting tired of the stares which I was receiving, I yelled "It's cause its too big to fit in my pants". As soon as the words left my mouth, a gust of wind came and blew my kilt up around my waist, revealing that my previous claim was untrue. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was walking into work when a gust of wind blew my skirt completely over my head in front of a group of tourists taking pictures of the building. Now I'm afraid that somewhere out there is a photo of me flashing my polka-dot underwear like a knock-off Marilyn Monroe. FML
Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML
Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML
Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, I gave the toast at my sister's wedding which was outside. Before I started, the wind blew up my dress and wouldn't let up. Instead of giving my heartfelt speech, I spent five minutes fighting with my dress as 130 people pointed at my floral-printed underwear and laughed loudly. FML
Today, I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt because my skirt was too big. When I walked through security, they asked me to remove my belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML
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aback 5
Wear a kilt and bitch about being stared at. That's not the way to blend in.
danprev 0
you guys are all stupid, there is a difference between a dress and a kilt, and only men wear kilts
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xSceneSceneBabyx 0
try underwear?
meyanna 0
I know the traditional way is to not wear underwear, but you knew it was windy, so YDI. You obviously wanted attention, so YDI. You probably don't have a good reason for not wearing pants- like all of your pants being covered in mud and having no available washing machine- so YDI.
jonny2x4 0
YDI for trying to be different than the rest. YDI even more for lying about having a schlong when you actually have a cocktail weenie, You can blame it on "shrinkage" all you want, but we all know better. You're like these women who like to show off their cleavage and get pissed when guys stare. If you don't like to be stared at then don't make a spectacle of yourself. Common sense, people.
TheKitsune 0
YDI for doing something to stand out then getting pissed at the attention you get. ******* retard.
flgirlwguitar 2
In high school I played in a pipe band. Not once did I get caught without wearing shorts under my kilt. YDI for going regimental.
SincosTann 0
You deserve it for not wearing underwear under your kilt like everyone else in the world.
Ninjaface 0
You obviously don't have the balls to fill in that kilt, or else you would have homed in on the first person to give you a funny look and made sure that they were very, very scared of you from then on. "It's not a skirt, it's a kilt! And do you know why it's called a kilt? Because I KILT the last person who calt it a skirt!"
bennylove 0
heh, that's just karma
Kurokawa_fml 0
As a Scotsman let me assure you all that kilts are for men. There are versions for women. Both versions however allow for the use of underwear. As far as i can tell only people who watch too much crap American TV or those who just want an excuse to expose themselves would go without underwear. Especially as most people have to rent a kilt. Its just courtesy to not go commando in a rental. Obviously there are a lot of douchebags out there and it does happen. It would appear however that most of these douchebags live in Alabama.
hornetchik 0
Haha yup, agreed.
8trickster8 0
You're retarded for being an attention *****. You're also retarded for not wearing any underwear.