By glam300 - United Kingdom
Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML
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By  silentvoice  |  0

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.. Show it anyway

  DocBastard  |  38

Let me plug this into my Idiot-English translation engine:

"That sucks! Just don't wear miniskirts anymore. They won't try fucking St. Louis year good."

Shit, that didn't help. Let me tweak the settings...

"They want to fuck sterile! You're golden!"

Dammit, forget it. I give up.

  zp5  |  4

Hold on! Let me try to translate what #1 said.

"That sucks /: just don't wear M&M shirts no more, they want to fuck still, your good. (;"


  FMLforALL  |  0

I guess the mods deleted me because 25 is more precise than mine was, but yeah 25, that's what I meant to say. :-( (nobody luvs me, everybody hates me. I think I'll go eat worms....)

  meelo88  |  13

seriously it's just a couple extra characters...quit being lazy and end up sounding like a retard...unless you're driving then I think you need to get off the damn phone!

  emotive_fml  |  0

How can you even type like that? It really seems like it would take more time to remove the vowels in the words. Actually typing the words and sentences in the correct format takes less time really.

Oh... Hold on. I forgot that the world is full of ignorance and people who just don't care about education anymore. All those grammar, typing, and spelling lessons given in school systems are going to waste as we know it. *tsk* *tsk*

I agree with #53... Run.

  ThemApples  |  0

that sucks just don't wear mini skirts anymore they won't fall? something something? g =girl? I give credit to people that understand her when she texts them.


1- What the hell? Do you talk like this too? It must be quite the headache when you write an assignment or something. People shouldn't have to decode your messages like some kind of game.