Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out just how painful it is to get a cramp in your penis in the middle of sex, especially when your wife is on top and just has to keep going for a few more thrusts because she's so close to finishing. FML
Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I had cramp in both my legs at the same time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
Today, I woke up with a sore clitoris. I haven't had sex with my boyfriend for weeks, but I did masturbate yesterday. I guess I can't get horny without feeling pain afterwards. FML
Today, the pills my doctor prescribed for my extremely painful period cramps apparently have a side effect; excruciatingly painful cramps. I feel like I'm being repeatedly stabbed in the ovaries with a rusty fork. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with a condition where blood vessels in my brain spasm just before orgasm, resulting in me getting a wicked migraine that lasts for days. The only cure? No more orgasms. FML
Today, due to my blood pressure, I've begun getting an agonising migraine every time I get increased heart rate from arousal. We’re supposed to be trying for our first baby, but we’ve not had successful sex in weeks because I can’t last until orgasm before I feel like my head is splitting open. FML
Today, after months of ultrasounds and blood tests, I found out that the pain I've been feeling in my ovaries is actually just sore muscles from flicking my bean every night. FML
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cradle6 13
Might want to see a doctor about that.
iwilkilalzmBs 2
If it really hurts bad, you should see a doctor, no joke.
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asherm 15
I had that problem a couple of times, Kinda like i can imagine contractions feel like, with cold sweats. Only happened a couple times a long time ago and never happened again. I feel your pain OP. if it continues ask your doc!
missmae21 0
I have PID. And that's what I get. The semen or if ur man has a big package it's irritating your cervix causing it to swell and also causing ur uterus and or your falopean tubes which can cause infertility. It prolly hasn't done it because u haven't had any flare ups. But when u do have another flare up make sure u go to the ER right away. It's not an std. But it is usually caused by stds like chlamydia or gonnoreah but if your like me the bad bacteria is outweighing the good bacteria. Everyone has both bacteria in their ****** but for some reason there is no balance between the two and its crawling passed your cervix and entering the uterus and can be potentially bad as it could cause scarring and resulting in infertility.
GoW_Chick 15
What the hell is up with you, and the have sex with hamsters thing? Leave those poor cute little rodents alone!
kay05291 0
I get those too... It's just the vaginal wall muscles tighten up too much. Try taking a muscle relaxer before u have sex.
Keebz_02 0
With that scenario OP is gonna need is lot more than a muscle relaxer if OP is male..... Just Sayin.
SmS1291 5
I'm a guy but I seriously recommend seeing a doctor. That seems like it could be something bad. Fyl indeed
LeapOfFaith 8
No matter how good sex is, u font
LeapOfFaith 8
I apologise..my iTouch crashed..what I meant to say is.. Go see a doc! No point in sex if it hurts..
serenitydream 5
Endometriosis, should look it up
alycion 39
What I was thinking. Endo can be painful In many ways. Plenty of treatments for it ranging from birth control to easy out patient surgeries. If it is endo you need to see a doc. It can cause bigger issues down the road if left untreated. Infertility being one.
madison8895 11
Sorry to hear that you should see a doctor.
cookie_crumble89 11
You might have an infection. Go see a doctor ASAP
daysta 0
It might be uterus spasms. :( I feel for you I have the same problem
elysha_aubree 0
The same thing happens to me!
Vitamin_C 0
Used to happen to me too. Agonizing, curl up in a ball and cry kind of pain. Out stayed for about 6 months and then went away one day. OP, there are internet forums of women who have that same problem, you're not alone! See a doctor for sure, but mine just went away on it's own
osteobabe 13
I had the same experience. I was told by my doctor that it is likely when this happens it is due to excess prolactin hormone, which makes your uterus contract. It's apparently quite a common, harmless (but unpleasant) thing for women. It also could be linked to PCOS or endometriosis.