Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out just how painful it is to get a cramp in your penis in the middle of sex, especially when your wife is on top and just has to keep going for a few more thrusts because she's so close to finishing. FML
Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I had cramp in both my legs at the same time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
Today, I woke up with a sore clitoris. I haven't had sex with my boyfriend for weeks, but I did masturbate yesterday. I guess I can't get horny without feeling pain afterwards. FML
Today, the pills my doctor prescribed for my extremely painful period cramps apparently have a side effect; excruciatingly painful cramps. I feel like I'm being repeatedly stabbed in the ovaries with a rusty fork. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with a condition where blood vessels in my brain spasm just before orgasm, resulting in me getting a wicked migraine that lasts for days. The only cure? No more orgasms. FML
Today, due to my blood pressure, I've begun getting an agonising migraine every time I get increased heart rate from arousal. We’re supposed to be trying for our first baby, but we’ve not had successful sex in weeks because I can’t last until orgasm before I feel like my head is splitting open. FML
Today, after months of ultrasounds and blood tests, I found out that the pain I've been feeling in my ovaries is actually just sore muscles from flicking my bean every night. FML
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cradle6 13
Might want to see a doctor about that.
iwilkilalzmBs 2
If it really hurts bad, you should see a doctor, no joke.
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luccmon 6
Sometimes when my body has a sensation that seems the exact opposite of what everybody says it should feel like. I consider consulting a professional. A doctor perhaps?
SarahJaine 5
If you're too shy to talk to a doctor, then ask google!
osteobabe 13
In the context of medical complaints google is often misguiding and worrying. Search "headache" for example.
Arch27 27
ZOMG IT SAYS I HAVE BRAIN CANCER! LOL - some people are just ridiculous.
AnagenisisZagus 13
Ask Google? Seriously? I am doubtful Google were to provide a solid diagnosis. Finding a good, experienced doctor may be better. Using Google first and asking your doctor of the possibilities later may provide better help.
MissHayleyJames 7
When a cardiologist diagnosed me with a heart condition, he didn't tell me anything about it and told me to just go home and google it. So apparently according to him google is a wonderful source of medical information.
msnobody 5
It's called indometreosis (probably not spelled right but you'll say it correctly) could also be p.i.d. either way a gynecologist would be better than "a doctor" and if you don't have ins every city in every state has a sliding scale planned parenthood low to no income + kids= free - kids = low cost
DocBastard 40
It's spelled "endometriosis", exactly as someone before you spelled it. And a gynecologist IS a doctor.
Arch27 27
I believe they meant to suggest that a Gynecologist is much better than a General Practitioner. The GP will most likely send you to an OB/GYN as a referral, but by this point she should already have a set OB/GYN.
MissHayleyJames 7
Not everyone has a set obgyn. I don't. I did in high school but moved away for college and have just gone to a couple random ones at the college health center. I'm moving back home this summer and am going to have to find a new one at some point. I know other people who just go to PP for their check ups and whatnot and don't have one set doctor.
stevenmx86 8
Yeah I'm with everyone else.. Seems like something you should be telling a doctor rather than a bunch of random people on fml..
furbob1 4
You could be happy you even get them.
sc8trchick 3
That happened to me at the beginning of my pregnancy....
nicoli7jj 3
Time for you to see a doctor girl..
Linkerdoodles 15
Your comment is irrelevant.
chuckcloninger 12
Solution is spelled D-O-C-T-O-R? How the hell old are you anyway? Do you need Mommy to make the appointment or can you pull on your Big Girl panties and do it yourself?
immaMonsta 8
No need to be rude...
desireev 18
No need to be a jackass! Did ya ever think that it may be too expensive for OP to go see the Dr.? There are many reasons why OP may not be able to see the Dr. So stop being so rude!
Jazzybaby310109 0
Wow, how old are you? Immature comment. She might not need to go to the doctors, or she might already have been. She didn't state whether she knew what was wrong or not. She was simply stating that they hurt so much she wasn't sure they were worth it.
CarleyAnn2 3
Dieing*
Arch27 27
No. Wrong. Go Directly To Library. Read Dictionary. Gain +3 to Spelling.