Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out just how painful it is to get a cramp in your penis in the middle of sex, especially when your wife is on top and just has to keep going for a few more thrusts because she's so close to finishing. FML
Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I had cramp in both my legs at the same time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
Today, I woke up with a sore clitoris. I haven't had sex with my boyfriend for weeks, but I did masturbate yesterday. I guess I can't get horny without feeling pain afterwards. FML
Today, the pills my doctor prescribed for my extremely painful period cramps apparently have a side effect; excruciatingly painful cramps. I feel like I'm being repeatedly stabbed in the ovaries with a rusty fork. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with a condition where blood vessels in my brain spasm just before orgasm, resulting in me getting a wicked migraine that lasts for days. The only cure? No more orgasms. FML
Today, due to my blood pressure, I've begun getting an agonising migraine every time I get increased heart rate from arousal. We’re supposed to be trying for our first baby, but we’ve not had successful sex in weeks because I can’t last until orgasm before I feel like my head is splitting open. FML
Today, after months of ultrasounds and blood tests, I found out that the pain I've been feeling in my ovaries is actually just sore muscles from flicking my bean every night. FML
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cradle6 13
Might want to see a doctor about that.
iwilkilalzmBs 2
If it really hurts bad, you should see a doctor, no joke.
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TeratoMarty 6
I used to have this same problem. OP, if it's not endometriosis or a pelvic infection, and/or you are a dude, try jerking off with a smallish butt-plug in your ass. It prevents the pelvic floor muscles from over-tightening to that insane degree.
QQmore_fml 18
Pleasure and pain ;) but on a serious note go see a doctor....
perdix 31
The solution is so obvious: Find a premature ejaculator for a boyfriend! He'll finish before you even get close to climaxing and he won't be ashamed because it would hurt you if he lasted longer. You'll probably get a house, a car, lots of clothes and jewelry and zillions of free meals by being the cum dumpster for Mr. Speedy. I'm not sure where the breakeven point is, but somewhere a huge amount of free shit is better than an ******.
Dearthairclann 7
@110 Most scientific studies that claim a women "squirting" were done decades ago and were biased as mostly men did the studies. Newer studies show that most female ejaculation contains no urine content whatsoever. I used think it was just women peeing also, haha.
busylawstudent 0
Get that checked out girl
karmicsamadi86 9
Sounds like diverticulitis. It could develop into something worse later. You should definitely see your GP.
pagullarka 9
Maybe you are doing all the hard work next time try to relax & have your partner do the work.
limeaway123 0
You need to go to the doctor right away. My best friend had that happen to her and she had a STD
iwishicould 7
Are you. Actually orgasming or just coming close? Because you will experience bad pains if you don't actually ******. Although, if you are, then you should definitely go see a doctor.
greens_fml 5
You most defiantly wanna get that checked out lol