Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out just how painful it is to get a cramp in your penis in the middle of sex, especially when your wife is on top and just has to keep going for a few more thrusts because she's so close to finishing. FML
Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I had cramp in both my legs at the same time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
Today, I woke up with a sore clitoris. I haven't had sex with my boyfriend for weeks, but I did masturbate yesterday. I guess I can't get horny without feeling pain afterwards. FML
Today, the pills my doctor prescribed for my extremely painful period cramps apparently have a side effect; excruciatingly painful cramps. I feel like I'm being repeatedly stabbed in the ovaries with a rusty fork. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with a condition where blood vessels in my brain spasm just before orgasm, resulting in me getting a wicked migraine that lasts for days. The only cure? No more orgasms. FML
Today, due to my blood pressure, I've begun getting an agonising migraine every time I get increased heart rate from arousal. We’re supposed to be trying for our first baby, but we’ve not had successful sex in weeks because I can’t last until orgasm before I feel like my head is splitting open. FML
Today, after months of ultrasounds and blood tests, I found out that the pain I've been feeling in my ovaries is actually just sore muscles from flicking my bean every night. FML
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cradle6 13
Might want to see a doctor about that.
iwilkilalzmBs 2
If it really hurts bad, you should see a doctor, no joke.
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Comments (186)
zach055 23
That happened to me as a side effect of anti-depressents that I was taking. I told my doctor and was switched to a different anti-depressent, and now my orgazims are great.
Kingbreezy04 10
Damn somebody is putting it down on you
guagmire 0
Hey 80 I'm 12and I got that
forum150 2
Is your name Ashley?
RachelFachel 1
The same thing happens to me! I've even seen a doctor about it twice. No cysts, so I still don't know what the problem is. I have noticed that having an ****** a few days before I begin menstruating is when I'm most likely to get the god-awful cramps. They are terrible! I have consider rushing to the emergency room they have been so bad in the past. It's the worst!
elliewantscake 8
You should get that checked out...
marleybarley 0
you should go on that show "strange sex"
sezzle17 11
Haha just trying to tell a funny story, and everyone is insisting you go to a doctor. Not so funny now
Jgurt 0
Never heard of that before
Jgurt 0
Never heard of that before