Dog people

By anonymous - 12/12/2021 10:59 - United States

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Today, my dog-obsessed wife complained that we never have sex anymore. Call me crazy but constantly hearing her say how dogs are better than husbands, sleeping with three huge dogs in bed every night, and watching her shove her tongue in the dogs’ mouths doesn’t exactly whip me into a sexual frenzy. FML
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I have never ever understood how/why people let dogs lick them in their mouths. They lick their balls, eat shit, and everything in between. And I’ve seen videos of people letting their dogs lick all over their babies’ faces and in their mouths too. Like wtf guys?? 🤮🤮🤮

Not sure why she wants to have sex with you. Sounds like she's already getting it from her dogs.

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Not sure why she wants to have sex with you. Sounds like she's already getting it from her dogs.

I have never ever understood how/why people let dogs lick them in their mouths. They lick their balls, eat shit, and everything in between. And I’ve seen videos of people letting their dogs lick all over their babies’ faces and in their mouths too. Like wtf guys?? 🤮🤮🤮

Other way around. OP's wife is the one initiating the make out sessions with her dogs.

It does for some people....

Ok, you are crazy! Your wife French kisses her dogs and you're still around? That's crazy! You don't French kiss dogs -- except French bulldogs, because they're so cute with their little smushed-in faces that it's ok.

You seem jealous of the dogs.

Just simply tell her watching her make out with the dogs makes you want to barf, so that's a turn off and also let her know having three huge mutts in the bed is a cock block. Like serious your dogs are in your bed that's fucking gross, they're barefoot they step in their own piss and shit all day, that's just as nasty as her kissing them. I mean Christ I'm an animal lover but that shit would be a deal breaker for me.

And moderators please add a barfing pumpkin emoji to the selection cuz this FML really needs one!!