Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out just how painful it is to get a cramp in your penis in the middle of sex, especially when your wife is on top and just has to keep going for a few more thrusts because she's so close to finishing. FML
Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I had cramp in both my legs at the same time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
Today, I woke up with a sore clitoris. I haven't had sex with my boyfriend for weeks, but I did masturbate yesterday. I guess I can't get horny without feeling pain afterwards. FML
Today, the pills my doctor prescribed for my extremely painful period cramps apparently have a side effect; excruciatingly painful cramps. I feel like I'm being repeatedly stabbed in the ovaries with a rusty fork. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with a condition where blood vessels in my brain spasm just before orgasm, resulting in me getting a wicked migraine that lasts for days. The only cure? No more orgasms. FML
Today, due to my blood pressure, I've begun getting an agonising migraine every time I get increased heart rate from arousal. We’re supposed to be trying for our first baby, but we’ve not had successful sex in weeks because I can’t last until orgasm before I feel like my head is splitting open. FML
Today, after months of ultrasounds and blood tests, I found out that the pain I've been feeling in my ovaries is actually just sore muscles from flicking my bean every night. FML
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Top comments
cradle6 13
Might want to see a doctor about that.
iwilkilalzmBs 2
If it really hurts bad, you should see a doctor, no joke.
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Comments (186)
badass243 6
google that shit. google knows best
GoW_Chick 15
Web MD. Might know better..
MissHayleyJames 7
I had a cardiologist tell me to google my heart condition when he diagnosed me with it. He didn't even tell me anything about it. So according to him google is the way to go.
littleredlights 0
who needs doctors? we have google.
allycat1297 14
Never Google anything that related to the medical field ? you could convince yourself you have cancer or something.
SeemsToFail 0
Are you sure there cramps thats kinda weird you should like do what everyone else said...see a doc
julian24245 0
Doesn't matter had sex.
CoreyC07 10
Not necessarily. She could be masturbating.
Mister_Triangle 21
And it does matter
mdoll 0
It's from a song guys
iamabamf 17
Still counts.
phatdaddy62 23
Hey 18, masturbating is sex! It's just a self involved endeavor.
wugui 1
If your orgasms are too extreme don't do it. Plus go see a doctor since it doesn't sound normal.
lylotrezor 20
16, yeah, and if you get acidity in your stomach just quit eating. I do agree on the doctor thing though.
docscientist 10
88- your comparison is awful and flawed. You're trying to compare survival vs quality of life.
Xythenol 6
It's worth it. Go have a doctor take care of it so you can get back to doing it.
cassx 1
I have the same thing, it's comes with having PCOS. Sucks :(
melons 44
Or Endometriosis (if they're a woman). Definitely visit the doctor!
justalilrandom2 4
PCOS or poly cystic ovary syndrome, I assume that's what you meant, is an exclusively female issue...
daysta 0
I never realized it had to do with pcos, I have them both interesting
desireev 18
I have endometriosis. It causes some of the worst pain imaginable! If that's the case, OP, go see a Dr IMMEDIATELY!!
Obeyy19 4
Right. ? I have pcos and it blows!!
LVblondie 3
85 so is endometriosis basically just when the endometrial cells grow out of the uterus? ...like, what causes the pain?... And is there a cause for the cells to come out of the uterus other then having your period?
br0ccoli 15
You know, there are some women who can't ****** at all. I saw a documentary on it. At least you can have them. Hopefully a trip to the doc will straighten things out.
handsfree 2
Ummm you should go see your gyno. That's not supposed to happen =P I feel sorry for you lol
GoW_Chick 15
I feel so sorry for you, usually when something hurts it's your body telling you something is wrong, hopefully nothing to serious and easily fixed so you can join in on the fun, I'll be rooting for ya.
Dramori 29
You're not doing it right ;)