Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML
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Today, I found out just how painful it is to get a cramp in your penis in the middle of sex, especially when your wife is on top and just has to keep going for a few more thrusts because she's so close to finishing. FML
Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I had cramp in both my legs at the same time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
Today, I woke up with a sore clitoris. I haven't had sex with my boyfriend for weeks, but I did masturbate yesterday. I guess I can't get horny without feeling pain afterwards. FML
Today, the pills my doctor prescribed for my extremely painful period cramps apparently have a side effect; excruciatingly painful cramps. I feel like I'm being repeatedly stabbed in the ovaries with a rusty fork. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with a condition where blood vessels in my brain spasm just before orgasm, resulting in me getting a wicked migraine that lasts for days. The only cure? No more orgasms. FML
Today, due to my blood pressure, I've begun getting an agonising migraine every time I get increased heart rate from arousal. We’re supposed to be trying for our first baby, but we’ve not had successful sex in weeks because I can’t last until orgasm before I feel like my head is splitting open. FML
Today, after months of ultrasounds and blood tests, I found out that the pain I've been feeling in my ovaries is actually just sore muscles from flicking my bean every night. FML
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cradle6 13
Might want to see a doctor about that.
iwilkilalzmBs 2
If it really hurts bad, you should see a doctor, no joke.
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Comments (186)
loveissuicide13 0
sounds like it may be endometriosis. get it checked out. trust me, it will help alot.
burz_fml 5
Kinky
Cantaloupe_fml 0
You might have an STD. Might wanna get checked out. That's one of the symptoms.
smallsmerry123 5
Doesn't matter, had sex!
LVblondie 3
......okay. I think that the only person that should be able to say that is 'Idonebeenhad' ....because of his picture; (like a boss). And he was the 1st to say it on this site.
misfitmonroe 4
Sounds like endometriosis (When cells from the uterus grow is other parts of the body).It commonly causes ovarian cysts and tumors in the uterus. Both can be very painful and require surgery to remove.
KimberKittyMFC 1
Girl, I feel ya! Clitoral O's give me cramps, internal make me cry, sometimes hysterical giggles. I'm also a "squirter" & those cause me to giggle & laugh, sometimes seize, as its like I'm orgasming 100+x. Don't b embarrassed. It's sexy when a lady has side effects (other than sleepy) from her O's. Means your body is releasing EVERYTHING, not just getting off. Try to relax even more, breathing, you'll have less cramping & stronger releases. High five for females having rockin O's!!!
docscientist 10
Most? You mean there's some debate scientifically, or you're just making it up, because it'd be pretty ******* simple to determine if there was urine content in or not.
ryggsekk 8
i use to have the same problem, but then i took an girlfriend to my life
starman02 12
I didn't quite catch that ryggsekk, can you repeat?
JoonieMoon 0
Ugh GPOY
smiffie2002 3
Could bring a whole new meaning to taking you to heaven :)
starman02 12
If it hurting like that, than I doubt it's you orgasiming! Orgasims are awesome! not painful you should make an appointment to see your gyno!