Today, I was diagnosed with a condition where blood vessels in my brain spasm just before orgasm, resulting in me getting a wicked migraine that lasts for days. The only cure? No more orgasms. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML
Today, due to my blood pressure, I've begun getting an agonising migraine every time I get increased heart rate from arousal. We’re supposed to be trying for our first baby, but we’ve not had successful sex in weeks because I can’t last until orgasm before I feel like my head is splitting open. FML
Today, during sex, I was getting close to climax, which is unusual for me due to personal issues. However, I got a piercing headache and had to stop. I later found out my birth control can cause sex headaches and the best way to avoid them is to avoid orgasms. FML
Today, if my blood pressure rises too high I get migraines that cripple me for days, even with medication. I can’t let myself get stressed, I can’t exercise, I can’t stand up too fast if I’ve been sitting or lying down, I definitely can’t have sex, and I also can’t drink coffee. Someone shoot me. FML
Today, I found out the trigger to my horrendous, disgustingly painful migraines that last up to 5 days is... Pain. My migraines are literally causing themselves. FML
Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML
Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass out every time I get aroused. Bye bye sex. FML
Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML
Today, I have a very mild case of COVID. I’ve been in quarantine for a few days now. No big deal. I’ve also been ridiculously horny these past few days. However, every time I…relieve that tension, I get a stabbing headache. Now I’m worried I may never full enjoy sex again. FML
Today, I discovered I have a condition that causes loss of feeling in my clitoris during sex. FML
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ojoRojo 27
I have no jokes, that sounds awful!
Jeeper 9
There is hope! I have the same issue and have found that I can ****** pain free when dreaming and most of the time I wake up halfway through so I enjoy all the benefits and none of the pain. It happens naturally for me and always has but maybe look into lucid dreaming? Good luck!
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ojoRojo 27
I have no jokes, that sounds awful!
RichardPencil 32
I think you'll find a lot of Two-Pump Chumps who will love your company. You could start trolling some premature ejaculation forums for dates and have an endless supply of attention. That's how you turn a bug into a feature!
Jeeper 9
There is hope! I have the same issue and have found that I can ****** pain free when dreaming and most of the time I wake up halfway through so I enjoy all the benefits and none of the pain. It happens naturally for me and always has but maybe look into lucid dreaming? Good luck!
Chazzster 32
OP see a neurologist. There is more than one way to deal with migraines. Sometimes medications we take make us more likely to have a migraine. Sometimes it’s certain food sensitivities that makes you more likely to have migraines - such as the nitrates in cured meats like bacon, many deli meats, and jerky. In my own case it was a combination of food sensitivities (particularly nitrates) and a medication I was taking. The two together were worse than either alone. See a medical specialist who deals with migraines. It could be something else is making you susceptible to this problem.
bombdeecee 4
Damnn... 🙁