Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML
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Today, I found out just how painful it is to get a cramp in your penis in the middle of sex, especially when your wife is on top and just has to keep going for a few more thrusts because she's so close to finishing. FML
Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I had cramp in both my legs at the same time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
Today, I woke up with a sore clitoris. I haven't had sex with my boyfriend for weeks, but I did masturbate yesterday. I guess I can't get horny without feeling pain afterwards. FML
Today, the pills my doctor prescribed for my extremely painful period cramps apparently have a side effect; excruciatingly painful cramps. I feel like I'm being repeatedly stabbed in the ovaries with a rusty fork. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with a condition where blood vessels in my brain spasm just before orgasm, resulting in me getting a wicked migraine that lasts for days. The only cure? No more orgasms. FML
Today, due to my blood pressure, I've begun getting an agonising migraine every time I get increased heart rate from arousal. We’re supposed to be trying for our first baby, but we’ve not had successful sex in weeks because I can’t last until orgasm before I feel like my head is splitting open. FML
Today, after months of ultrasounds and blood tests, I found out that the pain I've been feeling in my ovaries is actually just sore muscles from flicking my bean every night. FML
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cradle6 13
Might want to see a doctor about that.
iwilkilalzmBs 2
If it really hurts bad, you should see a doctor, no joke.
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Comments (186)
cantthinkofany 0
Sorry OP. If ur a girl, I know how u feel. I use to get them all the time and then figured out that it was cuz I was having sex right after I ate. Now we try with an empty stomach and the cramps are gone. Might wanna try this if this is what u are doing too. Hope it gets better.
blahblahbleh00 2
You should see a doctor.
ballbearing 10
I have the same problem. My doctor told me it was psychological with no idea's to resolve it. :(
happymom2g 0
Sounds like you need to go to the doctor
misfitmonroe 4
Agreed
Orgasms 4
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Cinderella_Man 10
Sounds like a UTI. Get it checked out
aaeeeooowwww 6
Take ibuprofen before u start getting hot and heavy...
l0v3p4in 7
Whatever you are OP, please see a doctor - any type of doctor to at least start with. Sex should be enjoyed, not feared because of pain. Good luck!
Hiphuray4peas 27
To me it sounds like some sort of pelvic floor muscle issue. Either way I agree with the general consensus.... please go to a doctor.