Why wouldn't you change the roll when you finished it?

Ain't nobody got time for that :/

Because OP thinks that the voices in his head are other people.

The thing is, you would've finished the roll and not replaced it, which makes you a dick, so yeah. YDI

No problem-Give yourself a good spanking, then have make-up sex

Kinky

Cloning always is.

You're being an asshole to your asshole, OP. YDI.

OP is a terrible roommate for themself.

Your laziness almost matches mine.
I'm too lazy to get angry in the first place. That requires energy.

Again? How often does this need to happen for you to remember you live alone haha.

Well to be honest, for all we know OP could have had a roommate recently who moved out or something, or perhaps they moved out of somewhere more recently. We don't know the whole story

You only have yourself to blame.

That's why you have a shower curtain.

What the fuck

ew

But still!

well good thing you live by yourself, because no one gets to see you get up to receive the toilet paper.