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Could be worse. What color did you draw em in?
He Said Dicks?
On the contrary, if I saw someone walking around with multi-colored dicks on his face I would think it was ******* hilarious.
I hope it was bright pink.
KABLAM
BAZINGA
EXPLOSION
"insert onomatopoeia here"
Thats what she said ^ Haha!
LE POW
SHABALABADICK
No regrets in life man, yolo. Also permanent marker comes off... 2 good washes or one amazing wash scrub a lot!!
Get a room you two. Or at least use private messaging.
I guess OP from the last FML didnt have enough to drink.
sounds like my saint patricks day night
Wow, must've eaten the worm. Never eat the worm! That's when it gets really fun.
At least it wasn't a tattoo..
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I bet they were bigger than yours too
You my friend are suffering from deeply recessed homosexual tendencies. The influence of alcohol introduced into your brain function has let you "drop your guard" so to speak and you reacted by opening that "closed chamber" and let your deepest desires loose. By drawing several phalluses on your face and I am probably safe in saying that most of them, if not all were pointed at your mouth you were able to realize your dream of being orally penetrated by several well hung men. Go with your desires, do not keep them repressed, open the "well-spring" of sexual freedom you have been guarding as a secert all these years. $300 dollars please..... BTW - this post was funny as shit!