FML : Today, I woke up to the faint memory of being drunk enough to draw dicks on my own face in permanent marker. FML

Today, I woke up to the faint memory of being drunk enough to draw dicks on my own face in permanent marker. FML

By argh - / Tuesday 20 March 2012 08:16 / United States - Houston

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By Curfman | 0

#4191154 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 16:10

I bet they were bigger than yours too

By loserman67 | 35

#4191256 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 16:39

You my friend are suffering from deeply recessed homosexual tendencies. The influence of alcohol introduced into your brain function has let you "drop your guard" so to speak and you reacted by opening that "closed chamber" and let your deepest desires loose. By drawing several phalluses on your face and I am probably safe in saying that most of them, if not all were pointed at your mouth you were able to realize your dream of being orally penetrated by several well hung men. Go with your desires, do not keep them repressed, open the "well-spring" of sexual freedom you have been guarding as a secert all these years.
$300 dollars please.....
BTW - this post was funny as shit!

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By Mooish | 18

#4191153 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 16:10

Could be worse. What color did you draw em in?

chippedipp | 0

#4191159 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 16:11

He Said Dicks?

TheCaterpiller | 6

#4191343 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 17:04

And, what difference does that make?

TunechiXXL | 0

#4191386 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 17:15

So you draw dicks all over your face..... That is pathetic...... The virginity is "STRONG" with this one.....

tylersign | 11

#4191785 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 19:34

4- He also said "drunk" and "marker". So- the- hell- what?

Cad6 | 24

#4192059 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 20:52

On the contrary, if I saw someone walking around with multi-colored dicks on his face I would think it was fucking hilarious.

ladyLALAA | 28

#4192195 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 21:26

I hope it was bright pink.

TheElderTROLLZ | 15

#4193818 - Wednesday 21 March 2012 3:38

OP's gonna get laid tonight! Sorry for my terrible humor. :(

By Curfman | 0

#4191154 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 16:10

I bet they were bigger than yours too

inferiarmy | 0

#4191616 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 18:51

BOOM

edibleamazing | 4

#4191694 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 19:12

ZING

EduJav321 | 24

#4192640 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 23:29

KABLAM

CookieGirl4ever | 13

#4193107 - Wednesday 21 March 2012 1:22

BAZINGA

EagorLuvsBigFoot | 8

#4193328 - Wednesday 21 March 2012 2:24

EXPLOSION

InstantRanbowMix | 0

#4193748 - Wednesday 21 March 2012 3:23

"insert onomatopoeia here"

ShawnzieNstuff | 6

#4194301 - Wednesday 21 March 2012 7:09

Thats what she said ^ Haha!

aaahhhfire21 | 0

#4194380 - Wednesday 21 March 2012 7:58

Sad when u don't have friends and have to resort to degrading urself while drunk

NiiTeH | 7

#4194420 - Wednesday 21 March 2012 8:31

LE POW

XanderScythe | 11

#4202035 - Thursday 22 March 2012 23:11

SHABALABADICK

jaystreet46 | 4

#4205112 - Friday 23 March 2012 13:29

YOWZA!!

By missamerica95 | 0

#4191156 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 16:11

At least you were having fun OP!

thgiL | 9

#4192686 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 23:41

No regrets in life man, yolo. Also permanent marker comes off... 2 good washes or one amazing wash scrub a lot!!

By dwvork | 6

#4191165 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 16:12

Fantasy of yours?

By taerts | 9

#4191174 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 16:15

You took the initiative, your friends didn't even have to do it for you

Zaros_fml | 24

#4191801 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 19:38

Everyone loves a considerate friend.

By mandadarling | 10

#4191183 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 16:17

Although you have cock on your face now, OP, at least they are just drawings ;)

TunechiXXL | 0

#4191395 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 17:18

You are beautiful ;)

kbtoyz69 | 9

#4191519 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 18:12

hey what's up?

mandadarling | 10

#4191684 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 19:10

How you doin? :P

iamyummylicious | 14

#4191733 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 19:20

Get a room you two. Or at least use private messaging.

jaystreet46 | 4

#4205115 - Friday 23 March 2012 13:30

You look like you could use some on yours

By hateevryone | 14

#4191185 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 16:19

What the hell?

HeartOfLead | 24

#4193900 - Wednesday 21 March 2012 3:57

I guess OP from the last FML didnt have enough to drink.

By idontknowyou123 | 0

#4191217 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 16:30

sounds like my saint patricks day night

By FlashBurn | 13

#4191221 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 16:30

Wow, must've eaten the worm. Never eat the worm! That's when it gets really fun.

By emmaa3451 | 11

#4191228 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 16:31

At least it wasn't a tattoo..

nofearjenshere | 12

#4191900 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 20:03

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