Today, after I cooked dinner, my girlfriend told me how much she missed me and how she wanted to spend more sexy time together. We climbed into bed and, right in the midst of getting frisky, her ADHD kicked in big time, so her mind went astray and then she just fell asleep. Perhaps some Adderall? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm doing the school run. I went to bed early and took a sleeping pill for my insomnia so I could be productive. Even if I could sleep past my partner snoring like a cave bear with sinus infection, it turns out that my sleeping pills make me hyper. The next person who says ADHD is fun is getting slapped. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it was the most intense, primal and mind-blowing sexual experience she ever had. Problem is, I don't remember a damned thing. FML
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
Today, after spending over a year getting clean and sober, I started feeling horrible withdrawal symptoms and couldn't understand why. It turns out my wife had been dosing my food with Adderall "to keep me on track" and just stopped. So much for my anniversary chip. FML
Today, I was dead tired and just wanted sleep, so I jumped into bed the second the day's chores were done. Of fucking course, this was the day my fiancée decided to end our eight-week dry spell and came in wearing sexy lingerie. I couldn't stay hard due to exhaustion, and now she's been crying. FML
Today, I've been awake for nearly three days due to homework and my mom's wedding preparations, so I took some Adderall to keep me awake at school. I took too much, totally zoned out in class, became hopelessly fascinated by my own hand, and was accused of doing drugs. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a Viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years called me over late at night. I got excited, assuming she finally wanted sex. No, she just wanted me to make her mac and cheese and talk to her because she was ‘restless’. FML
Today, stress makes my ADHD skyrocket. I lost focus while rubbing one out and didn’t realize I forgot to finish while I was doing the dishes. When I went to my room to try to get the job done, I lost focus again and ended up doing laundry. Not exactly the load I had in mind. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
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Chazzster 32
It’s not always easy dealing with a loved one’s condition or disabilities. ADHD comes in various flavors and severities. Obviously she has good qualities and I am sure she will eventually make this up to you… I have a now grown son who was diagnosed with ADHD as a child. My current wife, seems to have some degree of ADHD though it generally doesn’t affect us very much… If GF isn’t being treated or counseled for ADHD, it would be a good idea if she sought help. I would not suggest medication unless a psychiatrist recommended it.
Shannon Peter Chalmers 6
hate to tell you, you might be a bit boring in bed. I've got ADHD too with no meds. if the sex is good it'll keep there/my attention haha
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Chazzster 32
It’s not always easy dealing with a loved one’s condition or disabilities. ADHD comes in various flavors and severities. Obviously she has good qualities and I am sure she will eventually make this up to you… I have a now grown son who was diagnosed with ADHD as a child. My current wife, seems to have some degree of ADHD though it generally doesn’t affect us very much… If GF isn’t being treated or counseled for ADHD, it would be a good idea if she sought help. I would not suggest medication unless a psychiatrist recommended it.
Shannon Peter Chalmers 6
hate to tell you, you might be a bit boring in bed. I've got ADHD too with no meds. if the sex is good it'll keep there/my attention haha