By dontgothere - 23/02/2014 04:40 - United States - Egg Harbor Township

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Today, I woke up with a strange and itchy feeling in my anus. When I told my boyfriend about it, he started laughing. I still don't know what he did. FML
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aleximo 18

Question is, do you really want to know what he did?

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Varieus 30

He may have done nothing, and just finds the situation funny like an immature kid?

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fsomelife 26

Ahahaha, man, that is so funny. Maybe you'll wake up itching all over one day too, since you're an all-around asshole.

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arandomusernameaa 20

what did the comment say?

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aleximo 18

Question is, do you really want to know what he did?

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caohm 18

I wouldn't sleep around him any more if you can help it but if does happen again get some wasabi and put it where the sun don't shine. he'll be undone.

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eatmorewaffles 9

47, That sounds like a horrid idea. Totally a lose lose situation.

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hashshim 23

#70: And? Nobody tried answering the question, so what was the point of pointing out the obvious?

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imaxmain 24

If its what we all thinking, he probably had anal sex with you while asleep. which is technically rape

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piggybits 14

If you sleep so soundly that someone can have anal sex with you and you don't wake up then it's probably time to see a doctor

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expectcriticism 13

the fact that you think someone could stay awake through anal sex might mean you need to see a doctor too.. maybe OP just needs to wipe better and the boyfriend was just laughing for the comment she made about her itchy buttocks

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EphMi 5

if her bf had anal with her in her sleep, i don't think the correct feeling is itchy!

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oicu812xD 16

I think you are right. I laughed when I read it just because of how she said it so that's probably why op's boyfriend laughed

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tj79 3

That's what I was thinking. I would think that it would be less itchy and more pain

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xenomsftw 19

Thingy? What are you, a fourth grader?

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lexiale 10

Haha!!! seriously right?! Personally it's most likely she just needs to take better care of herself...don't blame it on your partner

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Varieus 30

He may have done nothing, and just finds the situation funny like an immature kid?

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aleximo 18

Now when I think of it I would probably have done the same thing as OP's boyfriend lol.

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patrickalamo 47

"Immature kid" oh ya, but don't you think it is his "duty" to tell her.

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bobsanction 18

Why is finding an itchy anus funny immature?

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scott1092 9

Hopefully it's not what we are thinking.

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LowExpectations 30

OP was previously constipated and took a big dookie?

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katertott 44

Wow, everyone who voted down #20 clearly has not ventured into the depths of youtube and seen that music vid- or at least heard the song.

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illegalbeagle69 23

Or everybody who downvoted 20 did it because 20 tried to correct a joke that was made about the video..

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katertott 44

Hmm... looks to me like they were simply finishing the original comment, not correcting any other comments.

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cheshireau 26

He could have put a cream or lotion to make you itch. You would probably know if it was anal sex.

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Ukeee_X 19

It's less of an itch anyway, more of an oh-god-why if not properly prepared for. Which would be difficult and illegal to do if sleeping :)

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thief1434 23

Maybe he didn't do anything and thought it was funny? I have a feeling a lot of people might laugh if a friend/significant other told them that their butt itched.

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Jasmeent11 15

Maybe he hadn't done anything, but just laughed because it's such a strange thing to say, which makes it funny? :) Edit: #4 beat me to it, in a way.

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lenehey 7

I agree -- He probably just enjoyed hearing you say the word "anus.". Some guys just never grow up. Try some cortisone cream and if it doesn't go away, see your doctor.

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