Today, my boyfriend and I were spooning in bed, nude, when I accidentally farted. He freaked out and asked in all seriousness if I was trying to give his dick pink-eye. FML
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Wednesday 31 July 2013 21:23 /
Netherlands
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nmcoy
| 6
Pink eye from the brown eye?
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davincidasecond
| 24
Did you tell him it's "pink eye", not "pink dick"?
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mcm_3
| 16
Ummmm.... intreguing
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Wizardo
| 32
This just confirms my suspicions that FML comments are turning into Dolan comics...
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AculyAmber
| 12
This was a pretty funny mistake for someone with a brain for a picture!
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bluerhhajfk
| 17
It really should be up-voted
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nmcoy
| 6
Pink eye from the brown eye?
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Fuji76
| 15
Wonder how you tell? Can't be because it gets swollen and oozes gunk, huh?
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davincidasecond
| 24
Did you tell him it's "pink eye", not "pink dick"?
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patrickalamo
| 47
And the difference between pink and purple is your grip.
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ThePK
| 5
I don't think you realize that it's also called the "One-Eyed Snake". Therefore, easily he can get pinkeye there...!
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PterodactylMan
| 23
At least he was careful, pink-eye is dangerous!
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OneGirlTwoCups
| 13
And painful on the fourth of July.
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SirEbro
| 7
And now he just needs an anatomy lesson.
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
And contagious. Really, he was just thinking of you.
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SaxophoneHero
| 12
Hey, he was just being careful. Pinkeye is very unpleasant.
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WellThatSucked89
| 13
Haha. Silly boyfriend. Sorry for his, for lack of a better phrase, re-dick-ulous assumption.
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ryanthecheeseguy
| 18
I hope he did get pink-dick.
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Metallica36176
| 16
I favorited this FML because it made me laugh so hard...
and then I had to read your fucking comment to make me lose it even more. xD
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firstbasemaster
| 15
Pinkeye is very serious especially dick pinkeye
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daniel_0084
| 14
Mr. 14 and single. How the hell do you know dick pink eye is a serious thing? Have you gotten pink dick before or are you just commenting shit to be disliked?
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arroberts
| 10
What's worse is that his username is "firstbasemaster".
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Goblin182
| 26
pink eye dick sounds like a grunge band
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bdonalee97
| 6
Is your boyfriend stupid?
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Wakachulak
| 22
Kinda obvious, ain' it?
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Testing1234
| 25
Your boyfriend doesnt seem to know what he said?
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