FML : Today, my boyfriend and I were spooning in bed, nude, when I accidentally farted. He freaked out and asked in all seriousness if I was trying to give his...

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Today, my boyfriend and I were spooning in bed, nude, when I accidentally farted. He freaked out and asked in all seriousness if I was trying to give his dick pink-eye. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By -_____- - / Wednesday 31 July 2013 21:23 / Netherlands

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By nmcoy | 6

#5607586 - Thursday 1 August 2013 5:35

Pink eye from the brown eye?

By davincidasecond | 24

#5607587 - Thursday 1 August 2013 5:35

Did you tell him it's "pink eye", not "pink dick"?

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By mcm_3 | 16

#5607585 - Thursday 1 August 2013 5:35

Ummmm.... intreguing

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Wizardo | 33

#5607752 - Thursday 1 August 2013 7:27

This just confirms my suspicions that FML comments are turning into Dolan comics...

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AculyAmber | 12

#5608686 - Thursday 1 August 2013 21:23

This was a pretty funny mistake for someone with a brain for a picture!

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bluerhhajfk | 17

#5619176 - Friday 9 August 2013 1:01

It really should be up-voted

By nmcoy | 6

#5607586 - Thursday 1 August 2013 5:35

Pink eye from the brown eye?

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Fuji76 | 15

#5607623 - Thursday 1 August 2013 5:43

Wonder how you tell? Can't be because it gets swollen and oozes gunk, huh?

By davincidasecond | 24

#5607587 - Thursday 1 August 2013 5:35

Did you tell him it's "pink eye", not "pink dick"?

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patrickalamo | 47

#5607629 - Thursday 1 August 2013 5:44

And the difference between pink and purple is your grip.

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ThePK | 5

#5608487 - Thursday 1 August 2013 19:35

I don't think you realize that it's also called the "One-Eyed Snake". Therefore, easily he can get pinkeye there...!

By PterodactylMan | 23

#5607588 - Thursday 1 August 2013 5:36

At least he was careful, pink-eye is dangerous!

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OneGirlTwoCups | 13

#5607639 - Thursday 1 August 2013 5:48

And painful on the fourth of July.

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SirEbro | 7

#5607887 - Thursday 1 August 2013 10:19

And now he just needs an anatomy lesson.

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ohSNAPyall | 26

#5611256 - Saturday 3 August 2013 14:34

And contagious. Really, he was just thinking of you.

By SaxophoneHero | 12

#5607591 - Thursday 1 August 2013 5:36

Hey, he was just being careful. Pinkeye is very unpleasant.

By WellThatSucked89 | 13

#5607592 - Thursday 1 August 2013 5:36

Haha. Silly boyfriend. Sorry for his, for lack of a better phrase, re-dick-ulous assumption.

By ryanthecheeseguy | 18

#5607597 - Thursday 1 August 2013 5:37

I hope he did get pink-dick.

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Metallica36176 | 16

#5608129 - Thursday 1 August 2013 16:07

I favorited this FML because it made me laugh so hard...
and then I had to read your fucking comment to make me lose it even more. xD

By firstbasemaster | 15

#5607600 - Thursday 1 August 2013 5:38

Pinkeye is very serious especially dick pinkeye

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daniel_0084 | 14

#5607795 - Thursday 1 August 2013 8:18

Mr. 14 and single. How the hell do you know dick pink eye is a serious thing? Have you gotten pink dick before or are you just commenting shit to be disliked?

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arroberts | 10

#5608502 - Thursday 1 August 2013 19:42

What's worse is that his username is "firstbasemaster".

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Goblin182 | 26

#5608610 - Thursday 1 August 2013 20:36

pink eye dick sounds like a grunge band

By bdonalee97 | 6

#5607601 - Thursday 1 August 2013 5:38

Is your boyfriend stupid?

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Wakachulak | 22

#5607823 - Thursday 1 August 2013 8:52

Kinda obvious, ain' it?

By Testing1234 | 25

#5607613 - Thursday 1 August 2013 5:40

Your boyfriend doesnt seem to know what he said?

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