that is not a bad thing. People get sick and everyone goes to the bathroom.

i am so sorry but i havent laughed that hard in a while. but im sorry. it happens.

So what? He thought girls never do the "poop" thing or a female fart is just a myth? Wake up, son!

lol yeah that just embarrassing as hell

Not FML unless he dumped you. But wow, that's embarassing.

that sux!!! wut did you say in response??

Not that bad unless he dumped you, like the guy above said.

lol. but yeah like number 7. He could have said "i heard everything, get out." Or "i heard everything, lets see if you can top that next time you get up"

I guess you haven't been together for a while. This is nothing to people in long-term relationships. It's a little creepy that he would actually say that he heard everything.

hahaha sucks :]