By ohmygoodness - United States
Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML
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By  marris  |  0

lol. but yeah like number 7. He could have said "i heard everything, get out." Or "i heard everything, lets see if you can top that next time you get up"

By  drybamboo  |  0

I guess you haven't been together for a while. This is nothing to people in long-term relationships.

It's a little creepy that he would actually say that he heard everything.