By >{%£•¥ - 27/11/2010 07:08 - United States

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Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML
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toastygoat 0

Does this really affect your life in the least?

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torio123 27

you don't dump someone because they have a butt pimple that's just plain rude

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planbsponserme 2

thats a turn off

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FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0

oh no he has herpes!! that's gross

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ShadyFTW1 0

Three words: what the ****

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valdancer99 0

And thus, another stupid comment in the race to get the first comment.

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holaworld 0

bet it totally ruined the mood that's just plain disgusting

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xxcrayonsxx 0

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torio123 27

you don't dump someone because they have a butt pimple that's just plain rude

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XxAngel77xX 0

Oh my... He must really love you.

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howslife123 0

what. a. catch. you were lucky to find that one single!

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toastygoat 0

Does this really affect your life in the least?

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Doortje 29

Wow, way to kill the mood.. Maybe that was his plan all along..

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i_lol_at_life 12

I thought girls had a sort of ocd when it came to popping pimples and picking blackheads on their bf's face.... why not get kinky with it?

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catatonicsleep 17

can work both ways, my boyfriend likes popping my spots...

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sourgirl101 28

I so picture you playing "Lil Wayne's-Steady Mobbing" when you said that.

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Shutuptroll 0

If lil wayne didn't suck dick, I would have pictured that too.

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sexybacon 0

Yeah, I have to agree with 28. How you could listen or even Think about that disgrace of an "artist" is beyond me. Also yes, there are legal documents showing him performing fellatio on multiple different males.

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Mikki4321 0

Wtf has guy-to-guy-sex to do with this? Is that like a way to prove your point? "He sucks because there is legal evidence he had gay sex"?

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