Thats nearly as bad as discovering at the end of the day, that somebody has eaten that icecream you were thinking about all day. =(

If she had been sucking, he wouldn't have noticed the pimple. So yes, it does suck.

Ehh, I think it's kinda funny, myself.

I can't help but notice everyone of keyman's comments get thumbed down...OP, I think it's time you try abstinence for a while and see how funny he thinks that it.

Eh, I'm having an off day.

Keyman... Guess you should take the week off.

Nah, he should just give the fuck up already. All of his comment are fucking dumb while he tries to sound smart but he most likely was in 6th grade 8 times..... (Pause for his gay comeback)..........

I honestly thought thats were this story was going..

I did too

Yeah, give the pimple a happy ending too.

Because THAT would make him hard again.

#3, you're stupid. Doing what you said would bring immense pain.

Lol yea he probly would f pushed you off if you did that

68- nope, sarcasm or not, It wasn't funny. Since there is an immense lack of humor, I chose to believe that he is just an idiot.

MrRocket I think every comment I've seen by you has been buried... o_O

It would if you grabbed them hard. Will lightly massage my boyfriends balls as we bang bang bang. He enjoys it. Just don't squeeze em like a stress ball.

The people of fml are fickle beings. They don't just bury comments they find offensive, they bury jokes that they don't get, sarcasm that they don't detect, and people that they "didn't murder"

Readin your post made me go soft

Oh, I think you're on the wrong site for that, m'lovely :)

Stalking your profile made me hard.

12- love your makeup!! :)

127 thanks do much x

*so

What?

In yo butt

Yeah, I won't.