By 44haley44 - 12/07/2011 17:25 - United States

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Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML
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kraine0712 2

Wow poor vibrator. This should be the vibrators FML. Today, some chick was using me and it was going really well. Then she fell asleep with me still running, now my batteries are dead. I have a job interview tomorrow. FML.

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ayooBrandon 12

I can't imagine how wet your sheets are

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raulrodr602 4

damn your as loose as a goose if you can't feel your cootchie being worked mami

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professorR6 0

Wow. you're so lousy in bed you can't even keep yourself awake. no wonder you need the toy.

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illmat 3

ha, I've fell asleep @ the computer desk in our den, thank god I woke up B4 anyone woke me!!!! (no vibrator jst **** on screen)

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GlennQuagmire 0

Lmao... I imagine you have a all new walk today, John Wayne style...

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Zebidee 8

Maybe you're just not very good at detecting the taste of Rohypnol?

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jkmartinjk 16

I'd really like to know what you dreamt about...

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flackin 0

at least you know the batteries are good quality!

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