By 44haley44 - 12/07/2011 17:25 - United States

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Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML
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kraine0712 2

Wow poor vibrator. This should be the vibrators FML. Today, some chick was using me and it was going really well. Then she fell asleep with me still running, now my batteries are dead. I have a job interview tomorrow. FML.

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ayooBrandon 12

I can't imagine how wet your sheets are

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TheDrummingResul 0

happens to the worst of us...

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muffinlizzie 7

Okay, so the whole falling asleep while masturbating I can understand. It's relaxing and if you're tired I imagine falling asleep would be all too easy. But what I really want to say is, that would be amazing to wake up with a vibrator on, especially if you had wet dreams. Satisfaction? Check.

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mikeyisdead 6

you were so tired out of nowhere you fell sleep while still do it but I think it pretty funny if you think about it

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autoxinvr6_fml_fml 5

Even you were so bored with your self you fell asleep. Time to call up all the old guys and say "Sorry it really was me and not you".

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