By 44haley44 - 12/07/2011 17:25 - United States

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Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML
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kraine0712 2

Wow poor vibrator. This should be the vibrators FML. Today, some chick was using me and it was going really well. Then she fell asleep with me still running, now my batteries are dead. I have a job interview tomorrow. FML.

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ayooBrandon 12

I can't imagine how wet your sheets are

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FFUU 0

You know you can die having an ******! Maybe you weren't too far away o.o

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DaMachk 11

Op, apparently you need to change you vibrator for something more powerful/effective :D

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iStay_True 0

I guess your vibrator either put you to sleep or it was doing business so you fell asleep lol

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david000123 0

o god TMI!!!!!!!

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tateh22 1

energizer would have finished the job(;

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The_9th_Doctor 18

the hell is wrong with you?

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budd28 0

what a might u must if had

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