By 44haley44 - 12/07/2011 17:25 - United States

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Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML
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kraine0712 2

Wow poor vibrator. This should be the vibrators FML. Today, some chick was using me and it was going really well. Then she fell asleep with me still running, now my batteries are dead. I have a job interview tomorrow. FML.

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ayooBrandon 12

I can't imagine how wet your sheets are

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llZombiell 5

lol happens to me sometimes.

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Tams24 1

I don't see this as a bad thing. Masturbating is a great way to help you relax and go to sleep!

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Sylvia_Korte 7

that's just....I don't even know lol

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fighterboy11 7

Pics or it didn't happen unless ur troy then I believe u :)

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ijnek 3

been there done that. luckily, no one ever go to my room

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