By Mario Hugo - 5/7/2021 20:00


Today, I was tested positive for Covid-19, after suffering with some of the symptoms of the disease two days ago. Last week, I had to pretend I was infected with it to avoid going to a friend's party, as my ex-girlfriend would be there. Ain't life a bitch? FML
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By  rmsutton  |  20

Hey, even if you werent showing symptoms last week you still could've been contagious so it's actually a good thing you didn't go to that party. Any unvaxxed person there would have had to get tested if you had, so you saved them a hell of a lot of hassle with your at-the-time lie