By 44haley44 - 12/07/2011 17:25 - United States

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Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML
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kraine0712 2

Wow poor vibrator. This should be the vibrators FML. Today, some chick was using me and it was going really well. Then she fell asleep with me still running, now my batteries are dead. I have a job interview tomorrow. FML.

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ayooBrandon 12

I can't imagine how wet your sheets are

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Quagmire_ladies 9

I think that should tell you something. Go for the real stuff...you might actually stay awake.

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AcidLacedBong 5

the only way this would be a fml is if you ran your batteries dead! I'd say that was probly a great sleep lol

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breeaannaa 0

that must have been a powerful battery...you would think it would have died or something

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terdfergison12 0

if your hot I might have to fall asleep with that picture in my head ;)

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panchis16 0

something tells me that you and your vibrator need to start seeing other people

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dmeloccaro 5

Hahah. That's fantastic. No worries, you aren't alone. I promise. I have done that plenty of times. Once, at my exes house, i was in bed and I was trying to pass the time so i started. I woke up to my best friend, a guy, said "whoa" and i looked down and my hand was still down my pants. Lol, no biggie.

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