By 44haley44 - 12/07/2011 17:25 - United States

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Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML
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kraine0712 2

Wow poor vibrator. This should be the vibrators FML. Today, some chick was using me and it was going really well. Then she fell asleep with me still running, now my batteries are dead. I have a job interview tomorrow. FML.

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ayooBrandon 12

I can't imagine how wet your sheets are

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Vaginabutter 15

Large size batteries I'd imagine!

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MMachina1 0

is that a sign to get a new vibe? Vibe not exciting anymore?

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life2007 0

My friend has done that on more than one occassion. She's learned that if your tired just don't try.

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dstack0906 0

wow your such a boring lay you put yourself to sleep

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