By 44haley44 - 12/07/2011 17:25 - United States

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Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML
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kraine0712 2

Wow poor vibrator. This should be the vibrators FML. Today, some chick was using me and it was going really well. Then she fell asleep with me still running, now my batteries are dead. I have a job interview tomorrow. FML.

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ayooBrandon 12

I can't imagine how wet your sheets are

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DMBTimCA 0

so, you bored yourself to sleep. was the vibrator still in your ass when you woke?

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BigPerro4life 0

next time get the real thing. at least that way, if u fall asleep, who cares? you'd just be a sperm receptacle anyways

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Bohanan88 0

lol, that is awesome! you must've been hammered!

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rawrr_dom 0

i almost did that b4. except i wasnt using a vibrator.

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botoz 0

probably was so intense you knocked yourself out masterbating

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