By 44haley44 - 12/07/2011 17:25 - United States

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Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML
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kraine0712 2

Wow poor vibrator. This should be the vibrators FML. Today, some chick was using me and it was going really well. Then she fell asleep with me still running, now my batteries are dead. I have a job interview tomorrow. FML.

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ayooBrandon 12

I can't imagine how wet your sheets are

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bradols 0

wow you must be really boring if even you can't stay awake.

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PamplemousseRose_fml 4

God help the poor man who decides to have sex with you.

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fippincoolperson 1

actually, when you ********** you release endorphins witch can make you happy, sleepy etc. It's actually perfectly normal to fall asleep while mastrubating.

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skanky 4

what kind of batteries do you use??lol

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xxxsalinaxxx 9

well you aren't old now are you?

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W00Die 0

I'm u loved wakin uo 2 dat dat haha love it...

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Bootrick 11

That's awesome! I bet you had good dreams.

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