By 44haley44 - 12/07/2011 17:25 - United States

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Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML
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kraine0712 2

Wow poor vibrator. This should be the vibrators FML. Today, some chick was using me and it was going really well. Then she fell asleep with me still running, now my batteries are dead. I have a job interview tomorrow. FML.

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ayooBrandon 12

I can't imagine how wet your sheets are

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kennedyboopants 1

you must be wet.

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NumNumNum 0

if that doesn't pleasure you, then what does?

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jonisprettycool 5

that takes wetting the bed to a whole 'nother level..

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masterhomieg 0

haha how's your ******/ass feel now?

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BreeAshlee 0

Hahaha how do you fall alseep?? isnt it supposed to feel good? :P P.s. LOL at #370

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blargh23 0

pics or it didn't happen

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