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By Anonymous - 16/01/2020 05:00

Today, as I was trying to have some “self pleasure” time, my cat, WHO NEVER CUDDLES WITH ME, decides to come up and sit on my thigh. FML
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Crystal Stark 3

Ya know... it’s okay, one time, I was using my vibrator, my cat snuck in the room and jumped on the bed and attacked it. I never felt so much shame ahahahaha. Ruined the whole mood

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RichardPencil 30
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Cock blocked by pussy, no less! Irony!

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Aiden89 23

Cock Blocked

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RichardPencil 30
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Cock blocked by pussy, no less! Irony!

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RebeccaMcQ 15
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Who masturbates with their pet in the room? YDI

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EmDizzle2007 28

it's a cat, not a child.

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AstroTurf Matador 8
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"Today, as I was trying to have some “self pleasure” time." This isn't even a full sentence.

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Crystal Stark 3

Ya know... it’s okay, one time, I was using my vibrator, my cat snuck in the room and jumped on the bed and attacked it. I never felt so much shame ahahahaha. Ruined the whole mood

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i8cake 12

because your pet knows it's better with a pussy

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Kristen Bauer 14
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That’s hot

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Fickle 6

Most importantly who care!!!

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jamielouwho 6

My roommates cat did that to me and I kicked her in the face 😂

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Are you Shane Dawson?

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Xatunakamm Jay 5
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Probably your cat was hungry because it was sausage time 🤣🤣🤣

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