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By Anonymous - 16/01/2020 05:00

Today, as I was trying to have some “self pleasure” time, my cat, WHO NEVER CUDDLES WITH ME, decides to come up and sit on my thigh. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 830
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Ya know... it’s okay, one time, I was using my vibrator, my cat snuck in the room and jumped on the bed and attacked it. I never felt so much shame ahahahaha. Ruined the whole mood

Cock blocked by pussy, no less! Irony!

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Cock Blocked

Cock blocked by pussy, no less! Irony!

Who masturbates with their pet in the room? YDI

it's a cat, not a child.

"Today, as I was trying to have some “self pleasure” time." This isn't even a full sentence.

Ya know... it’s okay, one time, I was using my vibrator, my cat snuck in the room and jumped on the bed and attacked it. I never felt so much shame ahahahaha. Ruined the whole mood

because your pet knows it's better with a pussy

That’s hot

Most importantly who care!!!

My roommates cat did that to me and I kicked her in the face 😂

Are you Shane Dawson?

Probably your cat was hungry because it was sausage time 🤣🤣🤣