By Anonymous - 16/1/2020 05:00

Almost done

Today, as I was trying to have some “self pleasure” time. Well, in the midst of going really wild, about to finish, my cat, WHO NEVER CUDDLES WITH ME, decides to come up and sit on my thigh. FML.

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By RebeccaMcQ | 14

#7874560 - Thursday 16 January 2020 6:34

Who masturbates with their pet in the room? YDI

By Crystal Stark | 2

#7874720 - Thursday 16 January 2020 20:01

Ya know... it’s okay, one time, I was using my vibrator, my cat snuck in the room and jumped on the bed and attacked it. I never felt so much shame ahahahaha. Ruined the whole mood

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By Aiden89 | 20

#7874551 - Thursday 16 January 2020 6:07

Cock Blocked

RichardPencil | 27

#7874597 - Thursday 16 January 2020 7:55

Cock blocked by pussy, no less! Irony!

By RebeccaMcQ | 14

#7874560 - Thursday 16 January 2020 6:34

Who masturbates with their pet in the room? YDI

EmDizzle2007 | 27

#7874731 - Thursday 16 January 2020 20:42

it's a cat, not a child.

By AstroTurf Matador | 5

#7874647 - Thursday 16 January 2020 10:53

"Today, as I was trying to have some “self pleasure” time."

This isn't even a full sentence.

By Crystal Stark | 2

#7874720 - Thursday 16 January 2020 20:01

Ya know... it’s okay, one time, I was using my vibrator, my cat snuck in the room and jumped on the bed and attacked it. I never felt so much shame ahahahaha. Ruined the whole mood