By ihavepinkbackpac - /
Saturday 28 February 2009 19:07 /
United States
Wow, fuck your life for reading this.
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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten! -
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By NotANaturist - /
Friday 1 January 2010 14:13 /
United Kingdom
Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
By wtfdreams - /
Sunday 17 May 2009 12:33 /
United States
By breathalizard - /
Saturday 2 May 2009 06:21 /
United States