MrForgetable

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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

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You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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I moderated this!
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It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Today, I was working at a local restaurant when another server's table called me over to ask if I've "ever killed anybody". They informed me I looked like a serial killer. I informed them, of course, that I have never killed anybody. Another customer claimed I scared her child. I was fired. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Bob - / Tuesday 14 April 2009 06:13 / United States

Ice cold break-up

Today, my girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However, she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in my arm after I tripped in shock and she ran me over. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Ice cold - / Thursday 22 November 2012 05:35 / Australia - Cheltenham

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at him and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late for Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said that joke had been done to death, to which my dad retorted, "Yeah, so has your mum." Instant fistfight. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By for fuck sake dad - / Friday 2 November 2012 23:50 / Ireland - Limerick

Today, the police searched my house because my neighbors thought we were aiming a gun with laser sight at them. We were only getting our daft dog to chase a laser light around; we don't even own any guns. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By triple l - / Monday 15 October 2012 08:33 / United States

Today, after eight months of unemployment, I finally started at my new night job. Shortly after walking in, my boss came up behind me, whispered "hooorse dicksss" in my ear, and walked off without another word. I am terrified. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 30 September 2012 00:11 / United States - Castle Rock

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