Wow, I definitely just threw up a little in my mouth..

Jeez that's a mouthful

Thats what she said^

Why? Think about it like a blowjob. She swallows and has a bit of his DNA in her, so he just wanted her DNA in him

Scab eating, vomiting, and that's what she said jokes..Ya I definitely need to take a break from this site.

Scab eating, vomiting, and that's what she said jokes..Ya I definitely need to take a break from this site.

I'm getting the strangest feeling here. I think Insane_Tea needs to take a break from this site.

Eating a muffin right now. Unphased. 1, you're an FML virgin, aren't you?

I'd go with yes.

Damn you, Mods! Now my comment makes no sense.

Ditto and I read this while eating too!

Very good, Toad. Very good.

How does this habit of eating scabs even start? "Today, I feel like trying my dead skin to see what it tastes like."

Except he was more like, *looks over at girlfriends' scabs* "Wow! Dead skin! I am feeling a bit peckish..." *Crunch* Annnd I just made myself sick... Excuse me..

Rofl ... Had a friend who ate her scabs... Prolly one of the reasons we never remained friends

Maybe hes slowly turning into a scab eating monster!! Run OP run!

I think it's a lot better to wake up to a blow job than someone eating your scabs

Ur hot

Ewwwwww! That's revolting!

Woah!! Totally normal... Just like eating you boogeyman. Both gross.

Well where's the classy men these days? All I have to say is Grime Cakes !

Yeah I throw up too

#1 Why do you have scabs on you? #2 WTF!?!

You and me both!!!!

Indeed.

Wow omg that is even more disgustin than that other FML about a bug in her nose!

OP's boyfriend returning back to a monkey.Reverse evolution. Give him a banana.

that is so weird and disgusting... like WTF eating them... EATING THEM?!!!! this is a legitimate f your life..... wow sorry

Well then... you know who to kill during the zombie apocalypse

Wow reminds me of the FML where someone found a dead bug under their foreskin.

Yuk that's vile :O

WTF is wrong with your bf op??? Holy shit, that's gross!!!! What a freak!

Im kinda hoping this is some kind of weird sex fetish role playing thing

39- highly unlikely, FML :(

yeah but you never know.Like for example my girlfriend tied me down spray painted me gold and decided to where a dick chainey mask while in bex.

99- that's kinky... And maybe a little tmi for my liking, lol... Whatever floats your boat :D

I never understood how people even begin fetishes like that. Do u just wake up one morning, like: "hey, that scab looks delightful…i think I might try it"

He's just looking after your body...?

No, he's being selfish ops fml is about her not getting any. She was looking forward to them all night in her dreams.

Nick315 is definitely onto something here, her damn boyfriend should get his own

So u guys would fight with a loved one over who gets ur scabs? If im correct your not supposed to pick scabs. Thats the bodys way of healing

You realize picking at scabs makes the skin unab;e to hea; well so it leaves scars right?

That's kinda.. Niche :-/

OMG!!! There's a shuriken in your back!!!

I threw it. Im a secret mexican special task force ninja. Oh yeah.

i thought it was the Chimaira symbol

Mmmmm, i see what u mean. It does if you tilt ur head to the right a little

Ditto Pentium. Looks more like the Chimaira chaos star > ninja weapon.

My sister used to collect scabs. She'd keep them in a little box and one day I was unfortunate enough to discover it. I was almost as repulsed then as I am now. Almost.

Ewww o-o says the person who has dead animals (preserved!) in her closet. Hmmm... Guess that's the pot calling the kettle black isn't it?

Maybe it's for taxidermy? Or black magic and she can reanimate the dead after they sit preserved for 4-5 years.

...Okay, that's just all around weird as fuck.

That's disgusting af. If you stay with him after that...you'll wake up one night and he's turned into a zombie and you have a foot missing.

Atleast he's a boyfriend not husband

Wait till she is on her period...

How many scabs did you have for him to eat? And from what part of you?

Really? THAT'S your main concern right now?

I dont think the frequency or location of them makes it any less grim to be fair...

Arm wound scab eating is nasty, crusty popped pimple or infection scab eating is just stomach turning. I felt the need to determine just how disturbed op's boyfriend is.