Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
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lillaurie89
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Wow, I definitely just threw up a little in my mouth..
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EmreArslan
| 11
Wow omg that is even more disgustin than that other FML about a bug in her nose!
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lillaurie89
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Wow, I definitely just threw up a little in my mouth..
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teddy4nyy
| 13
Jeez that's a mouthful
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siickman
| 7
Thats what she said^
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Drigr
| 9
Why? Think about it like a blowjob. She swallows and has a bit of his DNA in her, so he just wanted her DNA in him
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Insane_Tea
| 15
Scab eating, vomiting, and that's what she said jokes..Ya I definitely need to take a break from this site.
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Insane_Tea
| 15
Scab eating, vomiting, and that's what she said jokes..Ya I definitely need to take a break from this site.
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The_Creeper_fml
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Eating a muffin right now. Unphased. 1, you're an FML virgin, aren't you?
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Kog_Hiro
| 17
I'd go with yes.
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Blueglasscup
| 18
Ditto and I read this while eating too!
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ryry013
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How does this habit of eating scabs even start? "Today, I feel like trying my dead skin to see what it tastes like."
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Sparks808
| 10
Except he was more like, *looks over at girlfriends' scabs* "Wow! Dead skin! I am feeling a bit peckish..." *Crunch* Annnd I just made myself sick... Excuse me..
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xplainphrox
| 8
Rofl ... Had a friend who ate her scabs... Prolly one of the reasons we never remained friends
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taco_bender
| 12
Maybe hes slowly turning into a scab eating monster!! Run OP run!
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oldirtybasterdSE
| 0
I think it's a lot better to wake up to a blow job than someone eating your scabs
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iMakeStinkies
| 0
Ur hot
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lazygoat
| 4
Ewwwwww! That's revolting!
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maybeBabe
| 8
Woah!! Totally normal... Just like eating you boogeyman. Both gross.
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DuffleBagHero
| 4
Well where's the classy men these days? All I have to say is Grime Cakes !
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tjv3
| 10
Yeah I throw up too
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AzWolf
| 5
#1 Why do you have scabs on you?
#2 WTF!?!
#2 WTF!?!
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babe7260
| 30
You and me both!!!!
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itsawonderland
| 2
Indeed.
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EmreArslan
| 11
Wow omg that is even more disgustin than that other FML about a bug in her nose!
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Urbanchiller
| 0
OP's boyfriend returning back to a monkey.Reverse evolution. Give him a banana.
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xoconnie
| 8
that is so weird and disgusting... like WTF eating them... EATING THEM?!!!!
this is a legitimate f your life..... wow sorry
this is a legitimate f your life..... wow sorry
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RavenRiley007
| 4
Well then... you know who to kill during the zombie apocalypse
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TheiMightyKhaL
| 2
Wow reminds me of the FML where someone found a dead bug under their foreskin.
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thelastavailable
| 13
Yuk that's vile :O
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olpally
| 32
WTF is wrong with your bf op??? Holy shit, that's gross!!!! What a freak!
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BABYPUNCHINGGUY
| 0
Im kinda hoping this is some kind of weird sex fetish role playing thing
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olpally
| 32
39- highly unlikely, FML :(
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BABYPUNCHINGGUY
| 0
yeah but you never know.Like for example my girlfriend tied me down spray painted me gold and decided to where a dick chainey mask while in bex.
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olpally
| 32
99- that's kinky... And maybe a little tmi for my liking, lol... Whatever floats your boat :D
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iheartstewie7
| 5
I never understood how people even begin fetishes like that. Do u just wake up one morning, like: "hey, that scab looks delightful…i think I might try it"
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SkoomaKi
| 27
He's just looking after your body...?
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nick315
| 8
No, he's being selfish ops fml is about her not getting any. She was looking forward to them all night in her dreams.
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jtthegr8
| 26
Nick315 is definitely onto something here, her damn boyfriend should get his own
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taco_bender
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So u guys would fight with a loved one over who gets ur scabs? If im correct your not supposed to pick scabs. Thats the bodys way of healing
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ChelsW
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You realize picking at scabs makes the skin unab;e to hea; well so it leaves scars right?
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nephilim241
| 19
That's kinda.. Niche :-/
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SkoomaKi
| 27
OMG!!! There's a shuriken in your back!!!
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taco_bender
| 12
I threw it. Im a secret mexican special task force ninja. Oh yeah.
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Pentium_4
| 26
i thought it was the Chimaira symbol
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taco_bender
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Mmmmm, i see what u mean. It does if you tilt ur head to the right a little
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SephoraGypsy
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Ditto Pentium. Looks more like the Chimaira chaos star > ninja weapon.
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immaMonsta
| 8
...Okay, that's just all around weird as fuck.
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BeautyIsABeast
| 4
That's disgusting af. If you stay with him after that...you'll wake up one night and he's turned into a zombie and you have a foot missing.
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mvbree
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Atleast he's a boyfriend not husband
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yoda0131
| 3
Wait till she is on her period...
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TheDrifter
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How many scabs did you have for him to eat? And from what part of you?
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barlessprison
| 16
Really? THAT'S your main concern right now?
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paulo187
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I dont think the frequency or location of them makes it any less grim to be fair...
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TheDrifter
| 23
Arm wound scab eating is nasty, crusty popped pimple or infection scab eating is just stomach turning. I felt the need to determine just how disturbed op's boyfriend is.
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sidviciousmum
| 3
Awwww he loves you