By ballbreath - 16/07/2014 15:44 - United States - Rancho Cucamonga

Today, I woke up to my dog jumping on my bed and licking me all over. It would've been fine, if I hadn't woken the first time a few minutes earlier to the sight of him going to town on his balls. FML
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Welshite 39

Well he was cleaning himself, and decided you needed a bath as well. Saliva and a tongue are the best things to wash with. Trust me...

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kost4060 14

My dog ate his puke then came to lick my face

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slimblack 26

I moderated this! I said yes. That sucks. FYL.

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SplitEnds 11

Awww that's just his way of showing affection, at least you know he loves you.

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ahippienamedrae 10

If it helps, I hear a lot of people say that dog's mouths are cleaner than most people's.

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maverick1752 16

You hear a lot of people say it...but unfortunately it's not true. Sorry to break the news to everyone.

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Witchylady 17

You do realise they do that when your not looking. So either way. All your sloppy doggy kisses often come after a lick in other places. Dogs will be dogs. Next time just let your canine friend give you a cuddle.

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worldclassrager 39

You never know how often that happens...that can be pretty frequent

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carbar27 5

Neuter your pets and you wouldn't have that problem.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

This is true.

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tehandyz 7

it also prevents them from pissing all over the house...which is worse than ******** slobber imo.

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