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Top of the mornin' to ya!
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So the world just ended? Lol...
Yep, quite a lot of fire bolts at my place. It started an hour ago, going from Greenwich time at 0:00. We are having a hell of a party.
Ain't nobody got time fo dat!
Nope it doesn't end until you get into the same time zone as the Mayans.... But the FML has the dog trying to warn you just like they lay down during earthquakes or storms lol
Not always my cat attacked my face just to vomit on my chest
Lol yes cat people unite
Can I trade cats? My cats just throw up wherever they want (usually a really hard-for-humans-to-reach place) and sometimes I won't find it until days later. :( At least my dog tells me she's going to throw up and usually makes it outside before she does.
I despise cats. Not only am I allergic, but they are also lazy and boring creatures. Eat, poop, sleep, scratch my owner, repeat.
My cat never really causes problems, but everyone can find good things about their animals. No matter what animal. Opinions are the only facts on FML..
I prefer dogs. There are way to many fml's abouts someone getting clawed by a cat. Not that many fml's about dogs. Cats are evil little bitches!
You took so long your dog ate your "gift" and was so surprised to see you that they tried to deliver it anyway.
Morning breath is a powerful deterrent.
Damn, poor dog must have seen a horrible sight.
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this is why I prefer cats. a cat would've let me sleep while it threw up...
You should have brushed your teeth before you opened the door. Your morning breath was probably an emetic.