Yep, quite a lot of fire bolts at my place. It started an hour ago, going from Greenwich time at 0:00. We are having a hell of a party.

Ain't nobody got time fo dat!

I would've thrown up on you too if I had to wait outside your door that long.

Nope it doesn't end until you get into the same time zone as the Mayans.... But the FML has the dog trying to warn you just like they lay down during earthquakes or storms lol

Not always my cat attacked my face just to vomit on my chest

Lol yes cat people unite

Can I trade cats? My cats just throw up wherever they want (usually a really hard-for-humans-to-reach place) and sometimes I won't find it until days later. :( At least my dog tells me she's going to throw up and usually makes it outside before she does.

My cat(she was a kitten at the time) threw up on the hardwood floor( >2 feet away from her litter box) then did the paw-swipe thing as if she was burying it.

I had a cat that came into my room, looked me in the eye and took a shit on the carpet. I should have entered that as an FML even though it happened years ago.

I despise cats. Not only am I allergic, but they are also lazy and boring creatures. Eat, poop, sleep, scratch my owner, repeat.

My cat never really causes problems, but everyone can find good things about their animals. No matter what animal. Opinions are the only facts on FML..

One time my cat looked me in the eyes while he was on my lap, and proceeded to piss in my lap without breaking eye contact. Little fucker...

I prefer dogs. There are way to many fml's abouts someone getting clawed by a cat. Not that many fml's about dogs. Cats are evil little bitches!

OP should get a second dog and they can clean up after each other.

Are you suggesting that is normal?