By paulinapo - United States - Staten Island
Today, I woke up in bed with a one-night stand. We got really drunk the night before so I went to make a hangover-cure breakfast. Apparently he was so drunk that he didn't remember me, and when he came to the kitchen, he knocked me out with a pan and called the cops. FML
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By  blackvyper  |  8

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.. Show it anyway

  ThatsMyPie  |  20

She deserved this? I disagree entirely. She had a one night stand, as does a huge proportion of the population. But she chose to make breakfast, something harmless. I'm sure she'd make him some, too. There is no reason for this to have happened to OP.

  Metallica36176  |  16

I think its hilarious when any FML involves getting drunk its always YDI....but this time its not. So with staying with the past times she deserved it. I must say the FML community continues to surprise me, which pisses me off. Every time.

  silencebabyy  |  23

you guysss it says paulina in the name. which makes the guy a bad person but then again if there was a supposed stranger in your house i dont think youd be thinking about the gender. you just want to them knocked out. plus he might not have seen her. he couldve just heard the noises and came around the corner for a sneak attack

  joeyl2008  |  29

I wouldn't say it was deserved but they kind of had it coming. If you have a one night stand and stay at the other persons house DO NOT make breakfast, DO NOT do anything more than wait for them to wake up, leave, or use the bathroom. Just because you were willing to have a one night stand doesn't mean you can make yourself at home.

  KVKdragon  |  26

"You should know that this is the strangest thing I've ever done!"

*Clang* (Pan knocked out of hand and falls down cliff)

"How about 2 out of 3?"

I love that film too XD

  wlddog  |  14

While correct 60, your assumption is not statically assumable. Based on the current polling data the number of gay people in America is a single digit. And not even a high one.
According to the population numbers, it is a WAY higher chance that the OP is in fact NOT gay, and was having sex with the opposite gender.
So while by definition you are correct, it is not reasonable to assume the OP was having gay sex.

  scrabblestick  |  9

I'm sure 73 meant percentage, and remember it only refers to the population who would identify on a survey. There are probably many more who wouldn't identify, or complete said survey in the first place.

By  DjeePee  |  24

God, how drunk were you both... I don't care about having a one-night stand, but imho there's definitely something wrong with being so wasted you don't even remember inviting a stranger to your house for sex. Doubt the sex was good either...