By Magilla - 16/02/2011 18:53 - United States

Today, I underwent several cardiac tests involving heart monitoring nodes placed all over my chest. The lab techs didn't pre-shave the areas and yanked out big clumps of chest hair as they removed the 10 nodes. They laughed, and said it could take up to a year for the hair to grow back. FML
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Hair will grow up really fast. They told you 'a year' just for fun I guess.

Aznboifreakster 0

learn to shave


Aznboifreakster 0

learn to shave

Hate to burst your FML bubble dude but you would be in the same place if they shaved it. (you realize that shaving removes hair right??)

#24: You realise that shaving is not the same as plucking, right? Cutting off some of the hair is not the same as pulling it out entirely. Didn't know chest hair, even if plucked, takes that long to grow back, though. I'd have thought within a month or so you'd have it back. Either way, just shave/wax what's left of it if the bald patches bother you that much.

four eyes, four nipples

i shaved my stomach and chest one time just for SnG's and it grew back completely within a month.. not thicker either like most people seem to believe. plucking does take longer though and it grows back thicker. my step dad had those sticky things on his naturally unhairy back and it ripped the peach fuzz out so when it grew back he had a few circular patches of brown hair.

Some people like a hairy guy. I like hairy guys. Not fat super hairy guys though. And not hairy backs (YUK!). But a nice muscular guy with a hairy chest... There's nothing better!

owch what assholes. hope you're okay after your tests x

EvilCupcake8361 9

this would be funnier if OP was a girl

Hair will grow up really fast. They told you 'a year' just for fun I guess.

fiveonefiveoh 0

I wish it DID take that long!

that's bullshit, it will grow back in no time!!

that's what she said

riggens7522 0

why didn't you suggest that they do that first.

Picking_Kuppies 0

You /want/ chest hair?

that's what I thought myself aswell ^

rockyraccoon28 8

i'm sure OP would rather have a chest full of hair than a chest full of hair with bald spots.

40-Year-Old Virgin!

There's nothing wrong with dating a bear

Watermelon2011 6

that is a good thing! chest hair is nasty!

Chest hair is sexy on men. If you don't believe that you must still be a child.

Sinkhole 26

Everyone has their own preferences, it's a bit stupid to say that the hair on the chest is nasty, but it's just as stupid to say that if someone doesn't like chest hair that he/she is a child.

Picking_Kuppies 0

The only place I think hair is sexy is a little bit on the face... guys with extremely hairy chests, legs, armpits, and arms are really, really gross in my opinion.

To label it as 'really gross' sounds rather childish. Ew, hair cooties.

40, even more. well I guess it's all a matter of perception, I don't know how anyone could think hair is gross as long as it's relatively clean.

I like hair on my man. doesn't make someone who disagrees childish, just my preference. I think it's sexy....

I agree, it's preference, but to go as far as saying it's gross sounds like something kids say the first time they see a sex ed video.

lalagirl912 0

"saying really gross is so childish" T.T you guys are so stupid, how exactly is that childish?? guess I sound like a child too cuz I said so stupid, huh?

ShadyFTW1 0


Watermelon2011 6

17 u must be a child for assuming everyone who dnt have ur preference is a child. lol u must be like 40.

dezinspaaace 0

yo, i would be mad pissed. and that was rude of them to laugh. FYL OP.

u have chest hair? :0

dezinspaaace 0

#59 no you idiot.

hit on people by asking them if they want to connect the dots.

If you whine about that, you're probably single anyway, so no one will see it. Now let's hope that while your hair grows back you'll grow some balls too.