By lumi - 24/06/2009 01:28 - United States

Today, I received in the mail a hockey puck autographed by recent hall of fame addition Steve Yzerman. When asked, I had to explain to my 4 year old brother that someone famous had written his name on it. Later, I discovered that my brother decided it needed his name on it too. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 171
You deserved it 5 514

Same thing different taste

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well the price for that just dropped unless your bro becomes famous

Never let young kids play with valuables. Go take a lap..


well the price for that just dropped unless your bro becomes famous

lumi_fml 0

Haha I'll hang on to it just in case.

kingbeau 0

In sharpie (or other pen/permanent marker)? Get some rubbing alcohol (or 99% denatured ethanol, less common but I know that works from lab... should work with rubbing alcohol too though) and very carefully (with a q-tip for preference) run it along the marks your brother made... And the ink will dissolve and absorb into the q-tip, should pretty much do it! Hopefully your bother didn't cross any of the lines of the actual signature, or at least used the same color marker because if they overlap and aren't the same it would require a bit more skill to fix....

Tell him that he's not famous and he's too stupid to ever become famous. Lowers his self esteem in life. It works. I know from experience. :(

indian_goddess 0

whoa that's really helpful! thanks for posting that #48 and yeah to the OP i agree that really really sucks, but then it's kinda sweet in a way...

_Some_One_ 0

lol, that's what happens when you show a named product to a 10- year old child.

Tripodi 0

cute? in no way at all that is cute

wolfman2012 0

lol. of course he got over it. "My life sucks but I don't give a f***" ~from the front of the site.

curryndricegirll 0

I just don't get how it's a big long as he didn't write over the autographed part.

get over it? that puck was prolly worth a cup hundred $$ now it's worthless

if he was planning on selling it then ya it sucks. but if not, if he was planning on keeping it, it IS cute. not everything is about the money

Even if he was going to keep it it still sucks, money or not. It's just a normal old puck when that happens.

You coulda told him how important it was, so it couldnt be written on or anything. then maybe he would hav understooood.

Fraggle 0

That SUCKS!! Steve Yzerman is effin amazing!!

doesnt matter. you cant put a price on sentiment.its still just a hockey puck with a famous guys name. that guy pees,eats and sleeps like your brothers name is on it; family first.

Icalasari 0

man ******* beat your fuckingbro dude,and ******* go insane on him. oh yeah. you sure that steve name is ACTULLY written by him?

Never let young kids play with valuables. Go take a lap..

Ok, what's with the "go take a lap"? This is the 3rd time I've encountered this comment in the past 5 minutes, and I'm curious as to why it is appropriate for all these situations. Is it your catch phrase? If so, what does it mean? It perplexes me.

6655321 0

"take a lap" means shake it off, forget about it.

Yeah, and people use it like "proceeded" here. Seriously, is this website full of people, or just very modern sheep?