By CheesyCasey - 30/05/2013 00:51 - United States - Detroit

Today, my workplace was issued aprons. I then became the first and only employee in the history of the business to set an apron on fire while using the grill. FML
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Only? They immediately prohibited the aprons again?

That's unfortunate, at least you're not hurt enough to not be able to do anything. In a while though, you and your coworkers will look back at this and laugh.

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That's unfortunate, at least you're not hurt enough to not be able to do anything. In a while though, you and your coworkers will look back at this and laugh.

You are assuming they were not laughing already. That would happen where I work.

Only? They immediately prohibited the aprons again?

he said the only one in the history

Congratulations on your accomplishment!

He is a real hot shot getting fired up like that 

The only explanation is that you were using a flame grill... if not then you must have had a frilly maid apron with tassels at the bottom.

Either way I don't trust OP in the kitchen

At least people have something to remember you by

Who knows maybe it'll catch on like that shaky Harlem thing or whatever that crap was...

You shouldn't do that

I guess you're a hot shot on the grill huh?

I think it's trying to communicate... What should I do?

That sounds scary! But on the bright side, it sounds as if you are okay and you didn't have to burn through your sick time. Always a good thing when you can keep your cool, especially in situations that can heat up quickly!!

That wasn't punny at all.